Saw this on Facebook:
So I decided to make my own. Feel free to use them.
May the 4th is an unofficial holiday to celebrate all things Star Wars. Just in case you are unfamiliar, May the 4th be with you is a pun of May the force be with you…which of course is a famous line from the films.
Being a huge Star Wars fan as a kid, I thought I would pay tribute to some of my favorite characters:
Ok, nothing really funny happened on the way to posting this morning. All I really did was check my email, and looked at message sent to me from AnyBeat.
If your unfamiliar with AnyBeat, it’s another Social Networking site that tries to be different by breaking things down into topics. Then you comment on the topic, and other people comment on the topic, and then it becomes pretty boring after AboutForty-five seconds. I think I made some comments on some music, the TV show True Blood, AndThat was AboutIt.
I checked it out AboutFive months ago, maybe logged on two or three times AndThen just kind of forgot AboutIt.
AboutOnce AMonth I’ll get the standard, “Hey, where are you? Come check us out, your AnyBeat friends miss you!” email. Until they sent me this:
I spit out all of my Coke Zero when I read this, I mean “Star Lotus”? Why would you name yourself that!
I certainly don’t want to be “difficult”. Thank god AnyBeat recommended I read this…I didn’t realize I was fixated on size. If AnyOne would like to talk openly AboutMy penis, I’m OK with that. Just don’t point AndLaugh is the only thing I ask…AtLeast while I’m in the room.
I don’t think I’ll probably will not be going back to AnyBeat AnyTime soon.
Switching gears:
I posted this joke…which I stole…on Twitter awhile back:
A Twitter robot sent me this:
Speaking of Timeline and Facebook, if you haven’t already, and your a fan of the show, check out Saturday Night Live’s page. They really used Timeline to it’s fullest potential by going back and plugging in the show’s events into the actual years they were happening…all the way back to the shows beginnings. It is really cool to explore. I randomly pulled up a date for you to see an example. (Despite my penis size I can be nice sometimes.)
And finally, this was sent to me from a friend. This is from Amazon.com believe it or not:
Plus you get this too!
Bored? Then amuse yourself by trying to find the weirdest things for sale on Ebay:
The cable is out. It will be out until Friday.
That leaves me with not much to do before work but to explore midget clown wrestling porn Facebook, more than I should:
Moustafa kind of looks like Namor there…
Usually this type of application is a series of questions with choices that you would never pick, but are forced to if you what to find out the answer to the burning questions of:
which actor/actress/robot/robot dwarf you’re like,
or which bra color you are,
or what toilet bowl cleaner you most associate with…
Not the case with this one. I think it chooses based on the profile picture. Moustafa is sitting by water, so it picked a water type super hero for him.
My current profile picture is a low resolution picture of my face:
So here is what the application came back with:
But you want to know what is really funny about this picture? Let’s take a closer look at the Hulk image:
If you have not read the blog: A Rich, Full Life In Spite of It; then you have not read it.
But if you have read the blog: A Rich, Full Life In Spite of It; then you probably are a fan.
Go check it out, it’s one of my priority reads. For a list of my other top blogging reads, send a self addressed stamped envelope with a cashiers check for $10 to the address listed below.
I was lucky enough to be included in this post by A Rich, Full Life In Spite of It: Stinky Linky. Click on the link for the full article. It’s a quick read, I promise.
It’s basically a thank you to her readers, a little plug, and some Q & A…or Questions and Answers for the non-hip abbreviated crowd.
Lifted from A Rich, Full Life In Spite of It’s blog, the question to me:
https://chrisdevoss.wordpress.com/ I feel some pressure to be funny on Facebook now that you and some of your friends have added me. Sadly, Bok Choy Boy was only funny to my husband, my college roommate and me. In a knife-for-hands fight, would you pick Edward Scissor Hands or Freddy Kruger? Can you Photoshop these two together and take a finger bang potential poll? The results are pretty obvious, but that would kind of make my week. Also, have you seen this blog? http://girlsguidetozday.wordpress.com/
And my responses:
A) Don’t feel pressure to be funny on Facebook. Just be yourself. You don’t even have to post, just throw some “likes” out to those people. They are “like” whores. I’m a “like” whore. Hell, everyone is a “like” whore when it comes down to it.
B) Yeah, I didn’t get the Bok Choy Boy thing either, but I’m thinking about making a story up about it. Bok Choy Boy vs. Won Ton Man.
C) Freddy Krueger, hands down would win in a fight over Edward Scissorhands. Eddy is a pus. Or should I say, Freddy Krueger, blades down would win in a fight over Edward Scissorhands. Eddy is a hairdressing bush trimmer.
D) Unfortunately my photoshop skills are limited to cutting the heads off bodies and pasting them onto other bodies. But I like the idea.
E) Umm, do you know what finger banging means? (*whispering* It’s a sex term!) And if you do….you naughty minx! (I always wanted to call someone a naughty minx…just could never work it into conversation before. Thank you.)
F) I have not seen that blog and it was awesome! (http://girlsguidetozday.wordpress.com/) I never knew you could use a tampon as a weapon other than as an excuse not to have sex.
P.S. I don’t have a topic for tomorrow, so I’m re-blogging this!
Nobody Ever, and artist residing in Australia has let me Pop Tart her before. If you don’t know what I am talking about, and I’m sure you don’t, let me demonstrate:
Pop Tarted Picture:
So, since I had Paint Shop Pro open: (Which is what I use, I know you Photoshop users just fell off your chair in shock.)
My friend Kenny, not to be out done, or maybe as bored as I was that day, submitted this:
Not to be outdone by Kenny, I borrowed this picture from Nobody Ever’s vast collection:
And changed it, ever so slightly:
And that was how productive my day was….
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