One of the founding members of the now defunked Left Of Center Comedy Group. Former member of the now disbanded electronic group Solid Falling. Writer on the award winning, now shut down web site: The Waiter’s Revenge. Follow me on Facebook and Twitter…or don’t. This blog is suppose to be funny and sometimes it’s about zombies.
When you have had enough of this nonsense, join me on Long Awkward Pause for more nonsense with a whole staff of talented writers, vloggers, and podcasters.
Shooting for posts on Mondays and Thursdays.
Twitter: @chrisdevoss
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cdevoss, Shallow Musings, Long Awkward Pause
Long Awkward Pause Humor Mag: http://longawkwardpause.wordpress.com Google +: +ChristopherDeVoss
Linkin: Christopher De Voss
I enjoy this blog and the sense of humor that makes it possible.
I produce an irreverent documentary zombie themed web series called Zombie Hunter, and it would mean a lot to me if you could check it out!
http://dedmanproductionsllc.wordpress.com/zombie-hunter/
Thank you,
Jesse Dedman
Hi,
I’ve nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. Check my post http://richfulllife.wordpress.com/2012/02/01/i-may-never-get-freshly-pressed-but-my-sarcastic-gift-has-been-recognized/ if you don’t already know the rules. Participate if you feel like it, or if you haven’t already received this award from someone else. I like your blog, and figured I’d let you know this way.
RFL
or even sharpie pen
Hey.. I like funny. I guess that only leaves one move. *Clicks like button*. Now it is a fact!
A fact is a fact.
Hey Chris, I’ve nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award: http://greenwalledtower.wordpress.com/2012/07/21/one-lovely-blog-award/ You rock!
Thank you!
Christopher, I don’t know if you do awards, but I nominated you today for The Sunshine Award. I chose bloggers who bring a ray of sunshine to my day, and you certainly do that. Love your humor! See rules and nomination here: http://breezybooksblog.wordpress.com/2012/07/23/seven-things-about-me-a-k-a-i-received-the-sunshine-award-2/
Thank you for the award. I appreciate it. I will probably work it into a post in the near future. You rock!
I was guided to your blog by Dotty. I like your humour and hoping to return soon.
Thank you for stopping by. I like your name, lots of k’s, a’s, and n’s.
Dear Chris,
I am totally jealous of your organization!
MWF…Thursdays are REBLOGS!!
Wow, buddy!!
I may have to take a page from your book, if you don’t mind.
😉
I am WILLY NILLY.
Which makes me a little tricky to follow I would guess.
😉
Great Blog!!!
🙂
Lisa
P.S. Dotty sent me. I do what she says.
😉
For good reason. She KNOWS the best blogs!!!
Welcome. Thank you. Borrow anything you want. I love Dotty’s style. I want a Dotty book! Willy nilly is fine. It’s your blog, do what you want, right? You like smiley faces…ha ha! 🙂 🙂 😉 😦 🙂
Dear Chris,
*I* want a Dotty book, too!!!
My 12-yr-old daughter adores her. So, I’ve asked for a book for almost teenagers. Dotty is working on it.
I DO love smileys!!!
I’ve heard it bugs some folks.
I can’t help it!!!
🙂
The winky one seems up to no good, though.
😉
Which I love.
Lisa
😉 ones make even innocent phrases sound sexual. That’s why I like them.
Please pass me the peanut butter. 😉
What are you doing later? 😉
It’s time to walk the dog. 😉
Take off your shirt. It’s dirty. 😉
Ok, maybe that last one was a bad example, but I think you get my point.
Dear Chris,
I’m laughing!!!
It’s true.
One time, one Facebook, I accidentally Winkied to a guy I went to High School with. I noticed from that point on…he LIKED everything I put on my wall.
AWKWARD.
🙂
Lisa
Ha ha! Then I guess I have to go like all of your blog. I’ll get working on it.
😉
I hate to point this out, but it looks like you had to go solo. Everything else is either defunked or disbanded. Are there any other old groups you’re not telling us about?
Nope. Took some chances. Threw away a radio career that I really wasn’t interested in at the time…but I’m glad I did. No “What If’s.”
That’s cool
You’re cheeky. ♥
I love your giggle!
All right, let’s see what all the hullabaloo is about.
Hullabalo? No hullabaloo here!
Zombies and humour. What’s not to love?
Exactly!
This is the first thing I’ve read on your blog, and I’m already laughing. We’re off to a good start!!
Don’t read the rest. It’s very disappointing.
Aaaaand laughing again. I like you.
Thank you. I followed you back. 🙂
Hi
I have nominated you for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award. Please visit http://wp.me/p1jxzE-6u to review my post.
Thank you
Thank you! Rough week this week, but I promise to get to it!
I understand. I took me a week!
Zombies are awesome. I don’t know why. They are like bad, killer puppies….sometimes I root for them but in the end I always find myself shouting RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And run you should…Especially zombie Bob Dylan in a speedo.
totally. wow. what a visual. Thanks C!!!
Hey Chris, I’ve nominated you for the Sunshine Award! I really love your blog and it never fails to bring up my mood on a bad day!
http://thewritingmonkey.wordpress.com/2013/03/16/the-sunshine-award/
Thank you!
I nominated you for the Epically Awesome Award of Epic Awesomeness. Come read about my adventures accepting it: http://greenwalledtower.wordpress.com/2013/03/27/a-w-a-r-d-s/
Thank you! I am honored!
Merci pour le fait d’ajouter!!! d–0.o–b
Thank you as well.
Congratulations, cristopher!
I have nominated your blog for the Best Moment Award.
More about this nominatiion is at
http://dearkitty1.wordpress.com/2013/05/24/best-moment-award-thanks-khalil-and-barbara/
Thank you so much!
Well deserved:) Keep blogging 🙂
Thank you for Visiting American Male. Hope you come and visit again soon!
Well…I’m American and a male, so perhaps…
Awesome! A perhaps, maybe, or not sure is better then a absolute no so I’ll Take that… Lol Thank You!
Sorry for being coy…absolutely!
Lol coy exhibits ones personality which I believe is an awesome trait. So it was one of the best comments I read thus far today. I Look forward to reading your blog!
Humor and zombies is a combo that’s enough to make me laugh just thinking about it!
Thank you. I try.
You have been nominated for the Shine On Award. Rules are – post it, link it back, nominate 15 bloggers for the award and list 7 random things about yourself.
Thank you. I will prepare a speech.
Thanks for dropping by “Honey.” I will be back to check out your blog as I love to laugh!
Thank you!
Good to meet you, we should get along, but then maybe we won’t.
But then again, maybe we will. Good to meet ya as well.
This should be interesting – but then again…
You had me at zombies… just sayin’ x
That makes you a cool woman!
Well… I could have told you that. I am a zombie enthusiast 🙂
FYI.. I blog rolled you on my site…. I had to, you have a Zombie section.
Thank you. I will return the favor when I get to a computer.
ciao! luvFAB blog.
thebestdressup
Thank you.
I’m sorry to see you still visit tstotips. The hostile takeover was too much for many, the scammer (new owner of tips) cheated thousends of tappers and is under investigation by EA. the new writer Matt is a 15 yo hacker, very immature and who likes to rant racial slurs. the girl is a naive wannabe.
Mike, mickus, mrfy, rc + nathan and me have a new, uncorrupted blog, tstotopix.com you may deny this comment to pass moderation Just wanted to let u know 🙂
How did they cheat thousands of users?
Gz uses mods and hacks to get ther costumers old, limited stuff, donuts, tix and $. The new owner promoted gz and claimed it was ligit, it is not. As a reslut gamezino is under investigation and their clients may loose their accounts and games. Readers of tips believed in the recomendation made by Allen Cox who posed as Tips (T’s name is Tony) and bought illegal stuff thinking it was ok. Many are now scared of what might happen to their games when the hammer of EA falls. Thousends were fooled into buying mods not realizing it was totally illegit. The good name of T is smeared and the tipssite is no longer trustwothy. Sad but true.
That sucks.
Yeah. That’s why the old authors left and started tstotopix.com The new owner of tips is buying kidwriters and wannabes, every post there has to be aproved and edited so it promotes gz. You’re right; it sucks.
Thanks for following, Chris.
Likewise!
I’m laughing at the disbandings and former groups that were – I can relate to that, especially internet based stuff, web page one minute, gone the next. Cool blog.
Thank you. My life is a series of failed attempts.
Hello. I was recently presented with the Versatile Blogger Award, and was asked to nominate fifteen other bloggers.
As much as I hate chain letters, I have regularly enjoyed reading and viewing your work and would like to show my appreciation by passing this award on to you.
To the best of my knowledge, no one has been promised good fortune if they passed it on to fifteen others, or been threatened with catastrophe if they “broke the chain”.
This is simply my acknowledgement of gratitude for the privilege of enjoying your blog and your creative impulses.
Respectfully,
Chazz Vincent
http://dreamlanddancing.wordpress.com/2013/10/18/the-versatile-blogger-award/
Thank you. I am very honored!
Looking forward to read more of your stuffs! I like your humor in writing, very interesting. 🙂
Thank you.
You’re Welcome Christopher. 🙂
Please accept my apologies for the communication in this open forum. Please feel free to delete after upon read. >> A Letter to the Nominees http://wp.me/p3Lipj-12D
Sounds awesome. Thank you again !
The pleasure is mine, Christopher. Received word from the judging panel in your category at 2:00 a.m. this morning (no….really) that they are hopelessly deadlocked and I said “what do you want me to do?” and they hung up (now that I think about it, was I being a jerk…lol…lol) anyway. I have no idea who is in or out winning or losing, I just know that the calibre of the nominees is keeping me awake {big smile}. Good luck.
Thank you! That is exciting!
Didn’t realize you were blogging again! Lots of good stuff it looks like. I don’t remember your email address. You could shoot me one at aliceisatwonderland@hotmail.com.
Also check out longawkwardpause.com my new project with a bunch of talented people.
will do!
Hello there. Saw your comment on Calamity Rae’s blog – so well said. Thank you for that. Thought I’d come by to check things out – I wasn’t expecting zombies but am completely down with that. I also see some Star Wars stuff in your top posts… as a result, I’m sold.
A lot of stupid stuff happens here…be warned!
I don’t mind stupid at all… I do mind what happened to her, that was ridiculous. These overstuffed, over-important hypocrite egos can really ruin things for people… but I appreciate blogs like yours, because it doesn’t seem to be that way.
I just showed your Star Wars pics to my wife… she looked kind of puzzled. I will have to work on her.
Haha!
Thank you so much for visiting my blog. 😀
cate b
Thank you!
Thank you for following my Blog Christopher! Now you will have your hand on the pulse of what goes on this strangely odd world…and universe for that matter. Stay tuned for our events calendar for March, which I will be posting up tomorrow…I’m sure some of the lively events scheduled for next month will peak your interest.
-Dr. Mort Schnub
Looking forward to it.
Thanx for dropping by at the Willy Nilly. I think Zombies and Humor go together like pork-n-beans. I look forward to following. I may have found my Willy Nilly Mecca.
Amazing creative Blog, nice place ,i invite You to my dungeon, REGARDS
Thank you for stopping by and the INVITE.
always 😀
Christopher De Voss, I nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award, only to find that you were nominated two years ago. Damnit! Regardless, post is at http://pixiedustbeach.wordpress.com/
Your humour makes me laugh (and gawk). I read LAP when I need a boost to my day.
We are honored regardless. Thank you!
Hello it’s Dominic Jones and I’m interning with The Neighborhood for the 2014 Public Blogger Awards.
We’re inviting you to be a judge for your winning category of Best Humor/Comedy Blog Post this year. Please respond with your e-mail for further details.
If, for whatever reason, you cannot participate, no worries, we understand completely. However, your expertise in your category is something that cannot be replaced.
Please feel free to respond to me via e-mail if you’re interested at drjones890@gmail.com
Best,
Dominic Jones