About

 One of the founding members of the now defunked Left Of Center Comedy Group. Former member of the now disbanded electronic group Solid Falling. Writer on the award winning, now shut down web site: The Waiter’s Revenge. Follow me on Facebook and Twitter…or don’t.  This blog is suppose to be funny and sometimes it’s about zombies.

When you have had enough of this nonsense, join me on Long Awkward Pause for more nonsense with a whole staff of talented writers, vloggers, and podcasters.

 Shooting for posts on Mondays and Thursdays.

About: http:/about.me/chrisdevoss
Twitter: @chrisdevoss
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cdevoss, Shallow Musings, Long Awkward Pause
Long Awkward Pause Humor Mag: http://longawkwardpause.wordpress.com
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113 Responses to “About”

  1. dedmanproductionsllc August 13, 2011 at 11:50 AM #

    I enjoy this blog and the sense of humor that makes it possible.

    I produce an irreverent documentary zombie themed web series called Zombie Hunter, and it would mean a lot to me if you could check it out!

    http://dedmanproductionsllc.wordpress.com/zombie-hunter/

    Thank you,

    Jesse Dedman

  2. RFL February 1, 2012 at 4:42 PM #

    Hi,
    I’ve nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. Check my post http://richfulllife.wordpress.com/2012/02/01/i-may-never-get-freshly-pressed-but-my-sarcastic-gift-has-been-recognized/ if you don’t already know the rules. Participate if you feel like it, or if you haven’t already received this award from someone else. I like your blog, and figured I’d let you know this way.
    RFL

  3. paulaacton May 13, 2012 at 4:23 PM #

    or even sharpie pen

  4. becca3416 June 6, 2012 at 10:00 PM #

    Hey.. I like funny. I guess that only leaves one move. *Clicks like button*. Now it is a fact!

  5. David Stewart July 21, 2012 at 8:41 AM #

    Hey Chris, I’ve nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award: http://greenwalledtower.wordpress.com/2012/07/21/one-lovely-blog-award/ You rock!

  6. maddiecochere July 23, 2012 at 3:37 PM #

    Christopher, I don’t know if you do awards, but I nominated you today for The Sunshine Award. I chose bloggers who bring a ray of sunshine to my day, and you certainly do that. Love your humor! See rules and nomination here: http://breezybooksblog.wordpress.com/2012/07/23/seven-things-about-me-a-k-a-i-received-the-sunshine-award-2/

    • Christopher De Voss July 23, 2012 at 7:49 PM #

      Thank you for the award. I appreciate it. I will probably work it into a post in the near future. You rock!

  7. kuwannakuwanna August 5, 2012 at 11:01 AM #

    I was guided to your blog by Dotty. I like your humour and hoping to return soon.

    • Christopher De Voss August 5, 2012 at 11:46 AM #

      Thank you for stopping by. I like your name, lots of k’s, a’s, and n’s.

  8. Carr Party of Five August 6, 2012 at 9:27 AM #

    Dear Chris,
    I am totally jealous of your organization!
    MWF…Thursdays are REBLOGS!!
    Wow, buddy!!
    I may have to take a page from your book, if you don’t mind.
    😉
    I am WILLY NILLY.
    Which makes me a little tricky to follow I would guess.
    😉
    Great Blog!!!
    🙂
    Lisa
    P.S. Dotty sent me. I do what she says.
    😉
    For good reason. She KNOWS the best blogs!!!

    • Christopher De Voss August 6, 2012 at 9:58 AM #

      Welcome. Thank you. Borrow anything you want. I love Dotty’s style. I want a Dotty book! Willy nilly is fine. It’s your blog, do what you want, right? You like smiley faces…ha ha! 🙂 🙂 😉 😦 🙂

      • Carr Party of Five August 6, 2012 at 10:07 AM #

        Dear Chris,
        *I* want a Dotty book, too!!!
        My 12-yr-old daughter adores her. So, I’ve asked for a book for almost teenagers. Dotty is working on it.
        I DO love smileys!!!
        I’ve heard it bugs some folks.
        I can’t help it!!!
        🙂
        The winky one seems up to no good, though.
        😉
        Which I love.
        Lisa

      • Christopher De Voss August 6, 2012 at 10:25 AM #

        😉 ones make even innocent phrases sound sexual. That’s why I like them.

        Please pass me the peanut butter. 😉
        What are you doing later? 😉
        It’s time to walk the dog. 😉
        Take off your shirt. It’s dirty. 😉

        Ok, maybe that last one was a bad example, but I think you get my point.

      • Carr Party of Five August 6, 2012 at 10:27 AM #

        Dear Chris,
        I’m laughing!!!
        It’s true.
        One time, one Facebook, I accidentally Winkied to a guy I went to High School with. I noticed from that point on…he LIKED everything I put on my wall.
        AWKWARD.
        🙂
        Lisa

      • Christopher De Voss August 6, 2012 at 10:37 AM #

        Ha ha! Then I guess I have to go like all of your blog. I’ll get working on it.

      • Carr Party of Five August 6, 2012 at 10:38 AM #

        😉

  9. Brother Jon August 28, 2012 at 12:56 PM #

    I hate to point this out, but it looks like you had to go solo. Everything else is either defunked or disbanded. Are there any other old groups you’re not telling us about?

    • Christopher De Voss August 28, 2012 at 1:44 PM #

      Nope. Took some chances. Threw away a radio career that I really wasn’t interested in at the time…but I’m glad I did. No “What If’s.”

  10. La La October 10, 2012 at 6:25 PM #

    You’re cheeky. ♥

  11. Christopher De Voss October 10, 2012 at 11:44 PM #

    I love your giggle!

  12. saradraws October 24, 2012 at 10:18 AM #

    All right, let’s see what all the hullabaloo is about.

  13. Storkhunter November 13, 2012 at 4:42 AM #

    Zombies and humour. What’s not to love?

  14. cheatingwhore November 22, 2012 at 7:25 PM #

    This is the first thing I’ve read on your blog, and I’m already laughing. We’re off to a good start!!

  15. bodhimoments December 14, 2012 at 1:30 AM #

    Hi
    I have nominated you for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award. Please visit http://wp.me/p1jxzE-6u to review my post.
    Thank you

    • Christopher De Voss December 14, 2012 at 7:30 AM #

      Thank you! Rough week this week, but I promise to get to it!

      • bodhimoments December 14, 2012 at 8:17 AM #

        I understand. I took me a week!

  16. isawbobdylaninaspeedo December 20, 2012 at 11:39 AM #

    Zombies are awesome. I don’t know why. They are like bad, killer puppies….sometimes I root for them but in the end I always find myself shouting RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. monkeyfacekim March 16, 2013 at 10:27 PM #

    Hey Chris, I’ve nominated you for the Sunshine Award! I really love your blog and it never fails to bring up my mood on a bad day!
    http://thewritingmonkey.wordpress.com/2013/03/16/the-sunshine-award/

  18. David Stewart March 26, 2013 at 1:02 PM #

    I nominated you for the Epically Awesome Award of Epic Awesomeness. Come read about my adventures accepting it: http://greenwalledtower.wordpress.com/2013/03/27/a-w-a-r-d-s/

  19. digitalhegemon April 28, 2013 at 10:46 PM #

    Merci pour le fait d’ajouter!!! d–0.o–b

  20. petrel41 May 24, 2013 at 5:01 AM #

    Congratulations, cristopher!

    I have nominated your blog for the Best Moment Award.

    More about this nominatiion is at

    http://dearkitty1.wordpress.com/2013/05/24/best-moment-award-thanks-khalil-and-barbara/

  21. AMERICAN MALE June 2, 2013 at 7:32 AM #

    Thank you for Visiting American Male. Hope you come and visit again soon!

    • Christopher De Voss June 2, 2013 at 9:26 AM #

      Well…I’m American and a male, so perhaps…

      • AMERICAN MALE June 2, 2013 at 9:35 AM #

        Awesome! A perhaps, maybe, or not sure is better then a absolute no so I’ll Take that… Lol Thank You!

      • Christopher De Voss June 2, 2013 at 9:43 AM #

        Sorry for being coy…absolutely!

      • AMERICAN MALE June 2, 2013 at 10:06 AM #

        Lol coy exhibits ones personality which I believe is an awesome trait. So it was one of the best comments I read thus far today. I Look forward to reading your blog!

  22. Professor VJ Duke June 26, 2013 at 10:47 AM #

    Humor and zombies is a combo that’s enough to make me laugh just thinking about it!

  23. cAt June 26, 2013 at 12:05 PM #

    You have been nominated for the Shine On Award. Rules are – post it, link it back, nominate 15 bloggers for the award and list 7 random things about yourself.

  24. honeydidyouseethat? June 27, 2013 at 2:59 AM #

    Thanks for dropping by “Honey.” I will be back to check out your blog as I love to laugh!

  25. gpcox July 9, 2013 at 6:45 AM #

    Good to meet you, we should get along, but then maybe we won’t.

    • Christopher De Voss July 9, 2013 at 8:34 AM #

      But then again, maybe we will. Good to meet ya as well.

      • gpcox July 9, 2013 at 10:21 AM #

        This should be interesting – but then again…

  26. Christa Thompson @ChristaTravels July 22, 2013 at 9:46 AM #

    You had me at zombies… just sayin’ x

  27. Ervin Sholpnick July 22, 2013 at 1:27 PM #

    FYI.. I blog rolled you on my site…. I had to, you have a Zombie section.

  28. thebestdressup August 11, 2013 at 11:39 PM #

    ciao! luvFAB blog.
    thebestdressup

  29. minicha August 16, 2013 at 3:32 PM #

    I’m sorry to see you still visit tstotips. The hostile takeover was too much for many, the scammer (new owner of tips) cheated thousends of tappers and is under investigation by EA. the new writer Matt is a 15 yo hacker, very immature and who likes to rant racial slurs. the girl is a naive wannabe.
    Mike, mickus, mrfy, rc + nathan and me have a new, uncorrupted blog, tstotopix.com you may deny this comment to pass moderation Just wanted to let u know 🙂

    • Christopher De Voss August 16, 2013 at 3:38 PM #

      How did they cheat thousands of users?

      • minicha August 16, 2013 at 8:00 PM #

        Gz uses mods and hacks to get ther costumers old, limited stuff, donuts, tix and $. The new owner promoted gz and claimed it was ligit, it is not. As a reslut gamezino is under investigation and their clients may loose their accounts and games. Readers of tips believed in the recomendation made by Allen Cox who posed as Tips (T’s name is Tony) and bought illegal stuff thinking it was ok. Many are now scared of what might happen to their games when the hammer of EA falls. Thousends were fooled into buying mods not realizing it was totally illegit. The good name of T is smeared and the tipssite is no longer trustwothy. Sad but true.

      • Christopher De Voss August 16, 2013 at 8:48 PM #

        That sucks.

      • minicha August 17, 2013 at 12:59 AM #

        Yeah. That’s why the old authors left and started tstotopix.com The new owner of tips is buying kidwriters and wannabes, every post there has to be aproved and edited so it promotes gz. You’re right; it sucks.

  30. dental eggs September 16, 2013 at 7:57 PM #

    Thanks for following, Chris.

  31. lionaroundwriting September 23, 2013 at 12:15 PM #

    I’m laughing at the disbandings and former groups that were – I can relate to that, especially internet based stuff, web page one minute, gone the next. Cool blog.

  32. dreamlanddancing October 18, 2013 at 2:04 PM #

    Hello. I was recently presented with the Versatile Blogger Award, and was asked to nominate fifteen other bloggers.
    As much as I hate chain letters, I have regularly enjoyed reading and viewing your work and would like to show my appreciation by passing this award on to you.
    To the best of my knowledge, no one has been promised good fortune if they passed it on to fifteen others, or been threatened with catastrophe if they “broke the chain”.
    This is simply my acknowledgement of gratitude for the privilege of enjoying your blog and your creative impulses.
    Respectfully,
    Chazz Vincent
    http://dreamlanddancing.wordpress.com/2013/10/18/the-versatile-blogger-award/

  33. alexsioson October 22, 2013 at 8:06 AM #

    Looking forward to read more of your stuffs! I like your humor in writing, very interesting. 🙂

  34. Kendall F. Person, thepublicblogger December 11, 2013 at 12:20 AM #

    Please accept my apologies for the communication in this open forum. Please feel free to delete after upon read. >> A Letter to the Nominees http://wp.me/p3Lipj-12D

    • Christopher De Voss December 11, 2013 at 7:23 AM #

      Sounds awesome. Thank you again !

      • Kendall F. Person, thepublicblogger December 11, 2013 at 11:45 AM #

        The pleasure is mine, Christopher. Received word from the judging panel in your category at 2:00 a.m. this morning (no….really) that they are hopelessly deadlocked and I said “what do you want me to do?” and they hung up (now that I think about it, was I being a jerk…lol…lol) anyway. I have no idea who is in or out winning or losing, I just know that the calibre of the nominees is keeping me awake {big smile}. Good luck.

      • Christopher De Voss December 11, 2013 at 3:24 PM #

        Thank you! That is exciting!

  35. aliceatwonderland January 15, 2014 at 9:21 AM #

    Didn’t realize you were blogging again! Lots of good stuff it looks like. I don’t remember your email address. You could shoot me one at aliceisatwonderland@hotmail.com.

  36. Trent Lewin January 15, 2014 at 10:39 AM #

    Hello there. Saw your comment on Calamity Rae’s blog – so well said. Thank you for that. Thought I’d come by to check things out – I wasn’t expecting zombies but am completely down with that. I also see some Star Wars stuff in your top posts… as a result, I’m sold.

    • Christopher De Voss January 15, 2014 at 10:44 AM #

      A lot of stupid stuff happens here…be warned!

      • Trent Lewin January 15, 2014 at 11:16 AM #

        I don’t mind stupid at all… I do mind what happened to her, that was ridiculous. These overstuffed, over-important hypocrite egos can really ruin things for people… but I appreciate blogs like yours, because it doesn’t seem to be that way.

        I just showed your Star Wars pics to my wife… she looked kind of puzzled. I will have to work on her.

      • Christopher De Voss January 15, 2014 at 2:24 PM #

        Haha!

  37. wingedprisms January 17, 2014 at 12:21 PM #

    Thank you so much for visiting my blog. 😀
    cate b

  38. StrangeWorld February 27, 2014 at 12:36 PM #

    Thank you for following my Blog Christopher! Now you will have your hand on the pulse of what goes on this strangely odd world…and universe for that matter. Stay tuned for our events calendar for March, which I will be posting up tomorrow…I’m sure some of the lively events scheduled for next month will peak your interest.

    -Dr. Mort Schnub

  39. Willy Nilly April 14, 2014 at 12:50 AM #

    Thanx for dropping by at the Willy Nilly. I think Zombies and Humor go together like pork-n-beans. I look forward to following. I may have found my Willy Nilly Mecca.

  40. emeraldwake May 28, 2014 at 6:51 PM #

    Amazing creative Blog, nice place ,i invite You to my dungeon, REGARDS

  41. pixie September 5, 2014 at 12:50 AM #

    Christopher De Voss, I nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award, only to find that you were nominated two years ago. Damnit! Regardless, post is at http://pixiedustbeach.wordpress.com/
    Your humour makes me laugh (and gawk). I read LAP when I need a boost to my day.

  42. drjones890 September 23, 2014 at 4:33 PM #

    Hello it’s Dominic Jones and I’m interning with The Neighborhood for the 2014 Public Blogger Awards.

    We’re inviting you to be a judge for your winning category of Best Humor/Comedy Blog Post this year. Please respond with your e-mail for further details.

    If, for whatever reason, you cannot participate, no worries, we understand completely. However, your expertise in your category is something that cannot be replaced.

    Please feel free to respond to me via e-mail if you’re interested at drjones890@gmail.com

    Best,
    Dominic Jones

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