YOU BURNT THE ROAST AGAIN! THIS IS THE SIMPLEST DISH IN THE WORLD TO MAKE…THROW IT IN THE CROCK POT, PRESS A BUTTON, AND YOUR DONE! HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO BURN IT EVERY TIME?!
IF YOUR SUCH A MASTER CHEF, MR. BALD-GORDON-RAMSEY, THEN YOU COOK DINNER!
I WOULD STILL HAVE MY HAIR IF I WASN’T MARRIED TO YOU!
CAN’T WE, FOR ONCE, HAVE A PLEASANT MEAL WITHOUT ALL THE FIGHTING?!
I JUST WANT TO EAT MY PEAS IN PEACE!
CAN SOMEONE FEED THE BABY, PLEASE?!
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO SELFISH?! MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DUMPED ME AND YOU PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS SOME CHEAP BURNT MEAT?!
DID YOU SAY YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPED YOU?! ARE YOU SAYING YOU’RE A LESBIAN?!
DON’T YOU DARE SAY THAT MEAT IS CHEAP!
ARE YOU LISTENING?! OUR DAUGHTER IS A LESBIAN!
WHY DON’T YOU REALIZE HOW HOT THAT IS DAD?!
WHY CAN’T YOU PEOPLE EXCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM?!
CAN SOMEONE FEED THE BABY, PLEASE?!
- WOOF!
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MEOW!
If one of you don’t mind…can somebody change my litter please? It’s been like four months…
I’M GOING TO EAT THE HAMSTER IF SOMEONE DOESN’T FEED ME SOON!
*gulp*
And scene.
Christopher De Voss 
Dear Chris,
Brilliant, made me laugh out loud (and that’s not easy, I’m a miserable git today).
🙂
Love Dotty xxx
I’m glad I could be there for you. 🙂
Epic. Truly Epic. The baby’s comments puncuating the flow of this was brilliant… no zombies? Well, at least there was a lesbian.
Zombie lesbians….hmmm.
Oh, I see that you do have a cooking blog, please disregard earlier comment.
I think the only thing this proves is that I have had dinner with relatives before.
Chris, Zombie Poker could work…
Poker in all forms is good.
Brilliant mind!
Or damaged mind 😉
What is the difference? 🙂
Fabulous crazy. He ate the hamster!!!
With A1 sauce.
A1 properly applied gives most critters a pleasant glide.
I see what you did there…
I see you met my family :)…a wonderful bunch they are when the booze stops flowing. Thanks so much for stopping by my blog.
No problem. Good luck in the contest.
Hilarious! I’m going to have to reference this post in a future one of mine.
Thank you. Feel free.
Your humor connects with me, Christopher. Excellent. Soooo, what the hell are we?
Idea #1: Humans cursed with seeing life without blinders.
I was going with idiot savants, but I like how you put it better.
Wait. I was just browsing through the only non-Sandy related blogpost on Freshly Pressed (yours) and writing a comment, but before I had submitted that comment, there was a like from you on my random Sloth post. As far as I am concerned, that is tantamount to lightning strike on the follow button. Just mine, following yours. Because my follower community can fit in a Wendy’s and is pretty claustrophobic. . .Although they are funny.
Ordering a Frosty now…
Truly excellent, Chris! By the time I got to the brother’s “Dad, don’t you see how HOT that is?!” I was rolling! I have to admit, though: I’m still questioning the hamster’s sexual orientation…
As we all do…
That is brilliant idea for the tittle. 🙂
Too funny!! Thanks for visiting!
Thanks for the visit back.
I just scared my cockatiel into going back into his cage from laughing so hard. I hope you’re happy…
Also, why are you stalking my family? 😛
Sorry to both. Sometimes I need material. 😉
the pissed off baby is my fav!
I think pissed off baby is everyone’s favorite. Haha!
yeh, i think it’s something about what they are expected to be: the sweetest little dumplings on earth, contrasted with seeing one who is pissed off and looking for a fight )
True!
OMG! I was gasping for breath at the end. Absolutely love the hamster and baby.
Everybody loves that angry baby! 🙂
THE COMEDY IS WONDERFUL
Thank you!
Fabulous! I loved this!
Thank you. My angry family thanks you.
Brilliant! Absolutely love it! The baby is definitely the best character. 😉 lmao
That Angry Baby is becoming a celebrity!
Brilliant, loved it………reminds me a bit of my childhood, but we had alot of being stuck with a fork, thanks mom.
I guess that’s better than a knife.
Those were for other fun times