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A Really Bad Ode To Mundane Things

This is a poem about mundane things

Like sticks, pebbles, and plastic rings

And car batteries, ants, and kite strings

Bread, door knobs, and sleeping kings

But who wants to read a poem about such boring stuff?

Padded with all sorts of dribble and fluff

When instead I can show you a picture of a robot unicorn fighting a giant octopus on a Millenium Falcon guitar in outer space:

The End?

Breaking Bad As Written By Edgar Allen Poe

Once upon a Sunday night, while I pondered channel surfing, Over football, reruns, and 60 Minutes, Oh bore In my seat, I nodded, nearly pondered a Tosh repeat What was the answer, but a teacher dying of cancer ‘Tis can’t be entertaining,’ I muttered, ‘I will watch this one episode and nothing more.’ Ah, distinctly I […]
The Finals Of The World Championship Uno Competition

Welcome to the World Championship Uno competition brought to you by CardTV. I’m your host Philip McCray. In this, the final round, our players will be Jonathon Applebottom in the west position, Nancy Ficklestein in the East position, George “The Butcher” Butcher in the North position, and Gary, an Orange about to turn bad in the […]
The Picnic Lovers Association Tennessee Edition

Hi There! This is Tom from The Picnic Lovers Association Tennessee Edition or P.L.A.T.E. for short. We would just like you folks to know that P.L.A.T.E. is making picnicking cool again! Over the years the number of picnicking families has drastically dropped. This maybe due to the popularity of video games, bad iPhone navigation applications, the economy, the rise in bear attacks…who […]
Dinner With The Angry Family

WOOF! And scene.