Stealing A Stinky Linky

27 Mar

If you have not read the blog: A Rich, Full Life In Spite of It; then you have not read it.

But if you have read the blog: A Rich, Full Life In Spite of It; then you probably are a fan.

Go check it out, it’s one of my priority reads. For a list of my other top blogging reads, send a self addressed stamped envelope with a cashiers check for $10 to the address listed below.

I was lucky enough to be included in this post by A Rich, Full Life In Spite of It: Stinky Linky. Click on the link for the full article. It’s a quick read, I promise.

It’s basically a thank you to her readers, a little plug, and some Q & A…or Questions and Answers for the non-hip abbreviated crowd.

Lifted from A Rich, Full Life In Spite of It’s blog, the question to me: I feel some pressure to be funny on Facebook now that you and some of your friends have added me. Sadly, Bok Choy Boy was only funny to my husband, my college roommate and me. In a knife-for-hands fight, would you pick Edward Scissor Hands or Freddy Kruger? Can you Photoshop these two together and take a finger bang potential poll? The results are pretty obvious, but that would kind of make my week. Also, have you seen this blog?

And my responses:

A) Don’t feel pressure to be funny on Facebook. Just be yourself. You don’t even have to post, just throw some “likes” out to those people. They are “like” whores. I’m a “like” whore. Hell, everyone is a “like” whore when it comes down to it.

B) Yeah, I didn’t get the Bok Choy Boy thing either, but I’m thinking about making a story up about it. Bok Choy Boy vs. Won Ton Man.

C) Freddy Krueger, hands down would win in a fight over Edward Scissorhands. Eddy is a pus. Or should I say, Freddy Krueger, blades down would win in a fight over Edward Scissorhands. Eddy is a hairdressing bush trimmer.

D) Unfortunately my photoshop skills are limited to cutting the heads off bodies and pasting them onto other bodies. But I like the idea.

E) Umm, do you know what finger banging means? (*whispering* It’s a sex term!) And if you do….you naughty minx! (I always wanted to call someone a naughty minx…just could never work it into conversation before. Thank you.)

F) I have not seen that blog and it was awesome! ( I never knew you could use a tampon as a weapon other than as an excuse not to have sex.

P.S. I don’t have a topic for tomorrow, so I’m re-blogging this!

A different type of finger bang.

Team Edward?


4 Responses to “Stealing A Stinky Linky”

  1. BrainRants March 27, 2012 at 10:35 AM #

    I’m confused yet excited.

    • chrisdevoss March 28, 2012 at 9:00 AM #

      Welcome to my world.

  2. RFL March 27, 2012 at 11:48 AM #

    Thanks for the links! I really like this post, so I liked it. I am also a “like” whore, which is entirely different from whore-like. Some back story on Bok Choy Boy (since you didn’t ask) he was trapped in a coin machine at a greasy diner. He is a second series toy; a little more racist, and a little more vegan. He’s from the Forbidden City. I also think he would make a great story. Maybe Won Ton Man is also from the Forbidden City, and trapped in a diner somewhere waiting to be free and fight his arch enemy or a mutual enemy–biscuits and sausage gravy. A FB friend takes Little Ninja (a small ninja figure) with him to hip events around town and takes pictures of him enjoying those events. In retrospect, I should have tagged this friend.
    That’s what finger bang means? Well that is a horrible idea in the context of Freddy vs. Edward. I bet Edward has some surprising rage though. He can also fight outside of dreams, and has a longer reach with his blades.
    Blades Down.
    I’m pretty sure this comment confirms what you already know about me. I’m weird…

    • chrisdevoss March 28, 2012 at 12:48 AM #

      Yes, a finger bang by those two would leave you in stitches…literally.

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