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Where do you suppose Cracker Barrel got it’s name? Did crackers come in barrels way back in waggoner times?
Thank god the box was invented, because I do not want to lug a big barrel of crackers home from the Target store. Can you imagine the size of the shopping cart needed?
What if I needed a barrel of crackers, a barrel of pickles, a barrel of fish (to shoot), and a barrel of fun (to roll out) and of course, a barrel of monkeys all in one shopping trip?
Inconvenient!
Anyway, the wife and I decided to have lunch here before work today. Even though we have dined here many times, mostly because it’s right down the street, and quite honestly because it’s cheap, I just find lots of things funny about the restaurant.
The first thing I thought was odd was the fact that I got a coaster for my drink and my wife did not.
When I said to her, “Hey, that’s odd. I got a coaster for my drink, and you, my wife, did not…”
She said, “Yes, they bring coasters with all the diet drinks. Keri* always gets a coaster too. She drinks diet as well.”
That makes sense, except my wife was drinking a sweet tea. (Or in the south pronounced as a sweeeeeeet teeeea.) I pointed this out, but my wife only shrugged. You see one is a light brown drink, and one is a black drink…and they look completely different.
So, Cracker Barrel…why the need?
“I don’t want to be labeled as a diet drinker. I think that’s what they are doing, ” I told her. “What if they are trying to segregate us in case some Regular Cola Commandos bust into the restaurant and are commanded to shoot all the people with coasters. What then, huh? I’m a dead man!”
I crumbled up my coaster and stuck it in my wife’s purse. I leaned over to the table next to us to warn them to do the same.
They just gave me a blank stare.
“Don’t you dare,” she hissed. “Besides, what if they were instructed to shoot all the people without coasters?”
Oh. I hadn’t thought of that.
The next thing that caught my attention was when my wife ordered some sort of summer special entree salad, and the waitress remarked (very excitedly),
“It’s really good. It has an Italian dressing, and this is the first time Cracker Barrel has ever put cucumbers on a salad.“
No way…first time ever? Cucumbers on a salad? Somebody call Gordon Ramsey and tell him about this.
Look at the bountiful array of cucumbers! (Three I think.)
Cracker Barrel has a pretty distinctive look, unless of course you’re in an Applebees, Chilis, Longhorn, TGI Fridays, Fudruckers, or any of a thousand restaurants that have random objects covering the walls.
Cracker Barrel in particular, specializes in random objects from the 1920s. Things like old signs, old tools, old newspaper advertisements, and this random old black guy:
I’m thinking about starting a company that supplies random objects to restaurants to hang on their walls.
Where would I get my supplies? From Applebees, Chilis, Longhorn, TGI Fridays, and Fudruckers.
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I got the beef brisket. It didn’t come with a sauce though. Shouldn’t brisket come with a sauce? It’s too dry otherwise.
I asked for a side of BBQ for dipping. I like to dip. Dippable** foods are way more fun than undippable foods.
It was good, but presentation needed a little work.
This could be:
- Beef Brisket
- Beef Jerky
- Flatworms
Let’s not forget the Cracker Barrel Country Store:
![dish scrubby](https://i0.wp.com/i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/castleman/IMAG0467.jpg)
This I was told was for scrubbing pots and pans. Let’s go with that because I already did a dildo joke.
![scary knick knacks](https://i0.wp.com/i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/castleman/IMAG0466.jpg)
So this where Grandma got those scary knick knacks that you swore were always looking at you…and you were pretty sure came to life on nights of the full moon.
![santa in a jar](https://i0.wp.com/i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/castleman/IMAG0473.jpg)
And since this is Central Florida, by state law, you have to sell flamingos and Santa Claus climbing a palm tree. (in a jar…in July…at 25% off)
*Her friend is named…Keri.
**Apparently dippable is not a word. Spell check is suggesting: disposable, which makes this sentence have a whole different meaning entirely. Disposable foods are way more fun than un-disposable foods. Un-disposable is not a word by the way.
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