Jack Handey In Trouble Again Pt Two (A Racist)

Same setup as Pt One of the post for the story behind Jack Handey….

Now when you read below, let me say this: Jack Handey is supposed to be funny, so I didn’t have him comment directly or seriously on any of the racist barbs thrown in the thread. I think my partners in crime felt the same way, because they did not either.

Let me also say this on behalf of Jack and anyone else with a sense of humor…it’s a good thing we have different  races on this great big gas ball we call Earth. That’s what gives us uniqueness in culture, food, dress, speech, government, and anything else you can think of…it’s what makes us interesting as people.

Guess what?

Just because someone points out something about another race, doesn’t make you a racist…it makes you observant and aware. It’s OK to notice different things about other people, if not we will all be the same…and that would be kind of boring.

It’s only a problem when you hate them for being different.

Anyway, there are plenty of other blogs and forums to have a debate on racism, so let’s get to the funny:

Once again the joke app gets me in trouble. I post on my page:

Red circle is Kenny making some magic, blue circle refers to yesterday post: Jack Handey In Trouble Again Pt One (Warning: Side Boob).

Here is the Jack Handey post in full:

Let’s dissect this a little bit:

First I think the sentence: I’m not Chinese asshole…sounds like your making fun of the way a Chinese person speaks. Say it in your head like a stereo-typical old Chinese man would say it in a black and white movie.

See?

Second why is OK to be a racist towards people from the South, but not anyone else. No one ever gets upset over redneck jokes, including rednecks. Speak of anyone else though, and people go through the roof.

Since rednecks are so tolerant, Jack tried to smooth things out, but I think it got lost in the shuffle.

I also think it’s funny that people who got so upset about the Chinese joke resorted to cutting down women.

And let’s not forget  the old stand by of blaming everything on having a small penis. When in doubt blame the world’s problems on small penises, I always say…

Ok, I honestly never have said that before…

Good old Jack ended it with a penis joke.

With my apologies to the gay community. You know I love you guys…

…did that sound gay?