Title: Sure, But I’m Not Dancing With Your Uncle That Was Just Released From Prison
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Title: Stoners Can Be Dicks
Hickory Dickory Dock The Mouse Smoked All The Pot The Cheetos Are Gone Isn’t That Such A Crock?—–
Title: Pigs Are Smarter According To Whom
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Title: Your Gym Membership’s First Month Is Free When You Sign Up Today
Some Guys Have A Six Pack Some Have Four I Have A Twenty Four Pack Resting In The Refrigerator Door—–
Title: A Democracy Is Better Than An Omniscient God
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Title: Why Is Affordable Health Care So Un-affordable?
I Scratch And I Scribble This Poem That Is Nothing But Dribble—–
Title: Ode To Short Celebrities
Your Elevated Shoes Do Nothing For Your Douchey Views—–
Title: Women Logic
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I quite enjoyed these.
It may be that they were on my level and I understood them.
Yay! We are on the same level.
Your words moved me. Really.
Good. You have been backed up for weeks.
Ah, that first one is so romantic. What gal doesn’t want an excuse to shave her pits?…
The French.
Ah, bien sur.
The beer one reminded me of watching the motorcycle guys on tv and the young one says, Dad don’t you wish you had a six-pack like me? and Dad says, No, why would I want a six-pack when I have a keg.
Tada! (Hey, it was funny at the time!)
You have a nice, but whacky sense of humor, Christopher.
Thank you!
Ah boredom, the creator of art.
I think therefore I am…
It is as if Seamus Heaney has been rebirthed in ye! Truly remarkable
Thank you!
Got a good chuckle out of these!
Cool!
More Women’s Logic please…
I don’t know if I quite understand it…
me either but it did make sense
I see what you did there
I don’t
Hilarious.
My son writes and publishes deep-thought poetry that I have no hope of understanding.
I like the in-your-face poetry that makes me laugh. And as others have mentioned–poetry I can understand. 🙂
No deep thoughts here…
You do a good job of writing funny, stupid poetry. What a talented guy. You’re better at it than I am. 🙂
I appreciate that. Thank you.
love the first one, you are such a romantic
I am…in my own weird way…
These are quite good, Christopher! I especially like the paint by number. Blue is my favorite color!
I knew that!
Who was your muse for “Short Celebrities?”
Pauley Shore
whoa I just climbed into your brain and it was scary
It is…
The Women Logic is not at all logical….
Oh.
I get it.
😉
Well, it’s just different from man logic….
Hilarious! You’re the man.
No, you da man!
Hmmmm, SoundS To Me Like Someone Was Feeling A Bit Negative. Great For Us! My Fav Was The Paint By Numbers, Followed By The Six Pack. Quite Joyful. More Please.
Thank you. Glad you liked it!
Quotable quotes!
Jeopardy category !
I feel a poetry book deal coming soon… 😉
Did I inspire you to write poetry?
Brilliant post…just loved it. It brightened my day.
Yay! Thank you!
The poem moved me. I’m now on the edge. 😀
Question is…edge of what?
I don’t want to offend you. So i’m going for considered silence.
Gotcha!
Lovely. Though the first one is definitely my favourite. In fact, would you mind if I start using that? I’m tired of going to weddings on my own…
Sure! It’s your do-over!