Happy Halloween 2013

31 Oct
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For those unfamiliar, this is a pumpkin with Walter White’s face carved into it. Walter White is from the TV show Breaking Bad, the greatest TV show ever mind you.

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No matter what I did to that graphic above it either came out blurry, or came out too small to read. Thanks for nothing WordPress.

What it says is:

Me:

I can’t even cut a good triangle eye socket.

Amy:

I like to use the patterns so ppl think I’m artistic. Tricks on them ! (Emoticon with tongue sticking out)

Me:

I tried to use patterns, but they get all bunched up on the pumpkin…then my pattern of a werewolf looks like a messed up triangle eye socket.

Happy Halloween

or

Happy The Pattern Looks Easier In The Book Then It Is To Perform On The Pumpkin

or

Happy I Hope I Don’t Run Out Of Candy Before Those Damn Teenagers Who Decided At 10 O’clock At Night To Go Trick Or Treating With Their Pillow Case And Besides Aren’t They Too Old To Go Trick Or Treating Anyway?

or

Happy Turn Off All Your Lights And Make No Noise Because Your Too Cheap Or Lazy To Buy/Give Out Candy

or

Happy Go Downtown And Stare At All The Ladies’ Butts That Are Hanging Out Of The Bottom Of Their Bumble Bee Costumes

or

Happy Go Through Your Kids’ Candy And Stick The Bit O’ Honey Back Into The Candy Bowl To Give To Other Trick Or Treaters

20 Responses to “Happy Halloween 2013”

  1. 1jaded1 October 31, 2013 at 8:48 AM #

    Happy Halloween.

  2. Katie October 31, 2013 at 9:02 AM #

    Happy Apparently This Woman Thinks It’s Professional To Wear A Fireman Costume As An Office Worker day to you, too!

  3. floridaborne October 31, 2013 at 9:17 AM #

    The first year I lived in this wonderful home I call the house of horrors, I bought a huge bag of candy. We ended up eating it all. There has not been 1 trick or treater come to this house in 2 decades. No kids throwing up on the lawn. No teenagers TP’ing the house, no egg to clean up, no other nasty pranks. Just peace, quiet, and the occasional neighbor doing target practice about 1/2 mile away. That makes for a happy Halloween. 🙂

    • Christopher De Voss October 31, 2013 at 9:23 AM #

      I do like to pass out the candy. I would be very disappointed if I lived there.

  4. silkpurseproductions October 31, 2013 at 4:58 PM #

    That’s a lot of “Happy”. Great pumpkin carving.

  5. peachyteachy October 31, 2013 at 5:35 PM #

    The short version of trick-or-treaters at my house: thugs with pillowcases.

  6. lifeissarcasm November 1, 2013 at 2:24 AM #

    Great Pumpkin! I Love To Dress Up And Hand Out Candy To The Kids. I Equally Like To Harrass The Teenagers, But Make Sure To Give Them Extra Candy! My Husband Would Probably Like To Go With You To Look At The Butt Cheeks.

  7. ohlidia November 2, 2013 at 8:17 AM #

    Is that really a pumpkin? Wow! Amazing! I LOVE Halloween, but come 8:00 PM, it’s lights out for me. And teens with no costumes, I give them crappy candy.

  8. David Stewart November 3, 2013 at 6:23 AM #

    Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve carved a pumpkin in my life. My parents clearly let me down. I think if you use a pattern to carve and it comes out correctly, you’re an artist. If you do it without a pattern, you’re a genius.

    • Christopher De Voss November 3, 2013 at 8:42 AM #

      I personally think pumpkins should just be made into pie and ravioli only, anything else is a waste.

  9. Sandee November 3, 2013 at 6:21 PM #

    Happy belated Halloween!! Halloween is never over!

  10. GiggsMcGill Jill November 4, 2013 at 2:08 PM #

    I could read it! So looks like your editing worked ^.^

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