The Baltimore Center For The Arts And The Over Used Exclamation Point Society
La La‘s 28th Annual Unicorn-Teacup Pig-Malbec-No Fairies Allowed Birthday Extravaganza!!!!!
Featuring the Rod Stewart Cover Band:
Special guest appearance from the drummer of the band Asia!
PINK AND PURPLE UNICORNS!!! FEISTY!!!
And out of retirement for one show only, the premier Young Tom Jones Tribute Act
Plus every guest receives a Teacup Pig!
With your choice of accessories!!!!!!
Open Malbec Bar starting at 2 p.m., ending when the last guest is passed out!!!!
A couple of rules to keep all party goers happy and safe!
NO OLD MAN TWITTER FOLLOWERS ALLOWED!!!
NO FAIRY JEWELRY ALLOWED!!!
And guys please!
LEAVE YOUR PENIS PICTURES AT HOME. (Unless you’re Young Tom Jones)
Contests and Surprises:
Match the shoes! Dive into our 4000 pile of shoes stack. Find a match, and they are yours to keep!
Pin the douche beard on the ex boyfriend.
For The Guys!
Pick your hobbit, place your bets! Win! (Why is Golum on the Hobbit Racing decal? I don’t know.)
One lucky party goer will win a free La La autographed lithograph:
Food, Wine, Oreos, Ice Cream, Circus Midgets, Screening of Shrek, Crab Boil, Lady GaGa, Special Prize For Whoever Finds The Mystery Crack Dealer, La La Merchandise, Silent Auction, Mario Kart, Punch The Robot, Caterpillar Races, Throw Things At Rob Thomas, Uno, Seven Different Kinds Of Cheese, Fruit Roll-Up Bar, LOTR Trivia, Special Appearance by Jenna Marbles, Smarties, Coupons, And More!
Happy Birthday La La!