The Baltimore Center For The Arts And The Over Used Exclamation Point Society
Presents
La La‘s 28th Annual Unicorn-Teacup Pig-Malbec-No Fairies Allowed Birthday Extravaganza!!!!!
Featuring the Rod Stewart Cover Band:
The Young Turks!
Special guest appearance from the drummer of the band Asia!
And
UNICORNS!
Especially:
PINK AND PURPLE UNICORNS!!! FEISTY!!!
And out of retirement for one show only, the premier Young Tom Jones Tribute Act
Ian!!!!!!
Plus every guest receives a Teacup Pig!
With your choice of accessories!!!!!!
Also:
Open Malbec Bar starting at 2 p.m., ending when the last guest is passed out!!!!
A couple of rules to keep all party goers happy and safe!
NO OLD MAN TWITTER FOLLOWERS ALLOWED!!!
NO FAIRY JEWELRY ALLOWED!!!
And guys please!
LEAVE YOUR PENIS PICTURES AT HOME. (Unless you’re Young Tom Jones)
And LADIES!
Contests and Surprises:
Match the shoes! Dive into our 4000 pile of shoes stack. Find a match, and they are yours to keep!
And
Pin the douche beard on the ex boyfriend.
For The Guys!
Pick your hobbit, place your bets! Win! (Why is Golum on the Hobbit Racing decal? I don’t know.)
One lucky party goer will win a free La La autographed lithograph:
Plus:
Food, Wine, Oreos, Ice Cream, Circus Midgets, Screening of Shrek, Crab Boil, Lady GaGa, Special Prize For Whoever Finds The Mystery Crack Dealer, La La Merchandise, Silent Auction, Mario Kart, Punch The Robot, Caterpillar Races, Throw Things At Rob Thomas, Uno, Seven Different Kinds Of Cheese, Fruit Roll-Up Bar, LOTR Trivia, Special Appearance by Jenna Marbles, Smarties, Coupons, And More!
Happy Birthday La La!
So awesome! I can’t wait! You know me really well….and I expect you to present me with a sarcastic looking pig in rain boots when I get home. Thanks, Chris!
Yes, Ma’am. I will be in rain boots when you get home.
Reblogged this on and commented:
Chris is giving me exactly what I want for my birthday! Hope you all can make it!
Chris,
This was perfect!!! Happy birthday, La La! This is the best birthday gift anyone could ever get!
Le Clown
Thank you. I think a winning lottery ticket would have been better. Still scratching.
Chris,
You’re a good friend. La La is a lucky woman.
Le Clown
Le Clown, luckiest woman alive. I can’t wait to tell you all about it.
So, are your party services available for hire?…
Yes, but I demand M&M’s at every party.
Sadly, there are no shortage of M&Ms at my home.
What a fantastic party. I never had parties like this. You are the Host With the Most, Chris.
Happy happy happy birthday, La La!!!
Ha Ha! I plan to pass out under the car.
Dear Chris,
#1….I love La La…so I’ll be there for sure.
#2….even if I didn’t….the teacup pig WITH accesories would devinitely do it.
#3…You are my kinda crazy.
Lis
Come on, bring a gift!
You should plan all the parties from now on! Great post, and Happy Birthday LaLa!
Thanks!
I’m late to the party. It should be in full swing there on the East coast by now. Happy Birthday La La. I hope you got the teacup pig!
She did!
Squee!!! Me and the pig!!
Thanks, Maddie! You’re sweet.
Chris, you know how to please…What a wonderful extravaganza!! La La, Happy Birthday, miss. Fellow Libra. Mine is coming up soon. Hope your day is wonderful!
So many blogger Libras. Makes you wonder, no? Happy Birthday to you as well! And thank you!
So late… Happy Birthday!!!! You still have 16 minutes left on the west coast!
It’s like a birthday month for her, I believe. We can still celebrate!
Ok, this post is officially awesome.
LaLa so sorry for missing this!!!!!!!!!!!! Running over to your blog now xx