Dear Mr. Sleazy,
We regret to inform you that due to certain…creative directions…we have decided to go with seven dwarfs not eight. Although our decision was a hard one, since we have to redo several weeks of footage for our movie, we feel that you were just not a right fit for us. Our goal is to provide good wholesome family entertainment. Your goal seems to be to demoralize and objectify women, children, and small woodland creatures. On that note, you might want to take in consideration that you are a dwarf, and lifting your tunic above your head does not seem to be impressing Snow White, The Evil Queen, or any other lady on the set. Also, we will be sending you a bill for all the psychological help we have given to the extras on the set, mainly the squirrels and the rabbits.
It really is a shame that we have to let you go in such a manner. When the auditions came down to you and Shifty Dwarf, you showed so much talent…except when you puked all over the Mirror, Mirror On The Wall…and peed on the poison apples…Oh, and gambled away all of the dwarf’s gems from the mine. So I guess in hind sight, you were just cheaper to hire. My fault, I will never make that mistake again.
You have 10 minutes to collect your things, then Security will be escorting you off the lot.