Deep Thoughts by Prince

Deep Thoughts by Prince:

When you scream at people, it sounds like doves crying. (1)

Mom’s should act their age, and not the size of their shoes when spinning in a circle (2)

Whenever the rain is purple, that would be a good time to see someone laugh (3)

No more partying after the year 2000. There is just no time for that. (4)

While waiting for someone in a hotel lobby, a magazine will make a good cheap sex toy (5)

If you don’t park your car straight, your relationship will never last (6)

If someone drops the phone, you might only hear heavy breathing from that point on (7)

Don’t be lazy while your working at a convenience store, especially if you work for Mr. McGee (8)

If your not a woman or a man, then people won’t know what you are talking about (9)

Sometimes even eating in a nice restaurant won’t help you, if your depressed (10)

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(1)  When Doves Cry – Why do we scream at each other? This is what it sounds like when the doves cry

(2)  Kiss – Act your age, mama, not your shoe size, maybe we could do the twirl

(3) Purple Rain – I only what to see you laughing in the purple rain

(4) 1999 – They say two thousand zero zero party over, oops, out of time

(5) Darling Nikki – I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine 

(6) Little Red Corvette – I guess I should’ve known by the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn’t last

(7) Let’s Go Crazy – She picked up the phone, dropped it on the floor Ahh, Ahh, is all I heard

(8) Raspberry Beret – I was working part time in a five-and-dime my boss was Mr. McGee He told me several times he didn’t like my kind cause I was a bit 2 leisurely

(9) I Would Die 4 U – I’m not a woman I’m not a man I’m something that you’ll never understand

(10) Nothing Compare 2 U – Eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant, oh yeah but nothing, nothing can take away these blues