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I Want To Run Away With You

6 May
I want to run away with you
To somewhere warm and breezy too
The only thing I ask or two
Is No Polar Bears
 
We will travel by night by train
Through the dark and pouring rain
Excuse me if I should refrain
But Absoutly No Polar Bears
 
As long as you are there
With your skin so fair
Just not me in my underwear
Being Eaten By Polar Bears
 
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Alternate Ending:
 
In the morning when the sun arise
If I find to my surprise
A Polar Bear has Eaten Your Eyes
Then I will say: I told you so…
 
Alternate Alternate Ending:
 
Rose are red
Violets are blue
That big ol’ Polar Bear
Has his eyes on you
 
Alternate Alternate Inception/Poe Ending:
 
They sailed off into the distance
On a boat built for three
Him, his love, and a Polar Bear
Nevermore
 
Alternative Dr Suess Ending:
 
A Polar Bear Named Ned
Danced On The Head
Of A Ziggy Wed Bed
And Ate Bread 
With Your Head
 
Alternative Shel Silverstein Ending:
 
The Polar Bear rocked the lovers to sleep
After giving up his fur, his claws, and his feet
Deciding that was way too sweet
Buried the lovers deep
In concrete
 
Alternative Metallica Ending:
 
*screaming*
 
Exit Polar Bear
Enter Night
Eat my hand
Run Away To North Pole Land
 
*Insert guitar riff here*