More Things I Have Learned This Weekend

You can’t poke a bear with a stick even if there is a marshmallow on the end of it.

A dime and a quarter will fall from a building at the same rate of speed, but my bank account never gets any fuller, no matter how much money I put into it.

I put my picture through one of those ‘see what you will look like when you’re old’ apps. I look like Betty White.

Hopscotch has nothing to do with drinking.

The first man to figure out that walking on our feet was best, probably was not thinking that shoes would look ridiculous on our hands.

I’m glad they invented toilet paper and not toilet cardboard.

There are at least 25 keys on a keyboard that I will never use.

Pickles are really green and ugly, but people still eat them.