You can fart on me in bed
I don’t mind one bit
Just be mindful
That you don’t accidently
Take a shit
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Breaking Bad As Written By Edgar Allen Poe
Once upon a Sunday night, while I pondered channel surfing, Over football, reruns, and 60 Minutes, Oh bore In my seat, I nodded, nearly pondered a Tosh repeat What was the answer, but a teacher dying of cancer ‘Tis can’t be entertaining,’ I muttered, ‘I will watch this one episode and nothing more.’ Ah, distinctly I […]
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The Finals Of The World Championship Uno Competition
Welcome to the World Championship Uno competition brought to you by CardTV. I’m your host Philip McCray. In this, the final round, our players will be Jonathon Applebottom in the west position, Nancy Ficklestein in the East position, George “The Butcher” Butcher in the North position, and Gary, an Orange about to turn bad in the […]
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The Picnic Lovers Association Tennessee Edition
Hi There! This is Tom from The Picnic Lovers Association Tennessee Edition or P.L.A.T.E. for short. We would just like you folks to know that P.L.A.T.E. is making picnicking cool again! Over the years the number of picnicking families has drastically dropped. This maybe due to the popularity of video games, bad iPhone navigation applications, the economy, the rise in bear attacks…who […]
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Dinner With The Angry Family
WOOF! And scene.
Christopher De Voss 
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