Green Beans
Oh, Can Of Green Beans
How You Mock Me
With Your Green Beany-ness
With Your Label With Your Picture On It
Looking Delicious
However
I Do Like Wax Beans A Little Bit Better
Just So You Know!
To Be Honest
I Do Like You Mixed With Wax Beans
If Only The World Could Mix As Well
As You And Wax Beans
Then The World Would Be A Better Place
A Little Bit Of Green
A Little Bit Of Wax
No Cauliflower Though
That Stuff Is Nasty
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