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The 2012 Lists

31 Dec

I would just like to share some of my favorite 2012 things:

(These are complied in no particular order)

My Favorite Letters From 2012: 
1) E
2) L
3) @
4) J
5) D
 
My Favorite Wines Of 2012: 
1) Justin Cabernet
2) Fat Bastard Shiraz 
3) Oakleaf Merlot (When money’s tight…don’t judge)
4) Elephant on a Tightrope Cabernet
5) Anything anyone else buys for me
 
My Favorite Types Of Wine Glasses Of 2012:
1) Long Stemmed
2) Hello Kitty Cup (when all the wine glasses are dirty)
 
My Favorite TV Shows Of 2012:
1) Walking Dead
2) Community
3) Breaking Bad
4) True Blood
5) Game Of Thrones
6) Walking Dead Reruns
7) Tabletop
 
My Favorite Bands Of 2012:
1) Crystal Fighters
2) Grouplove
3) When all the kids get together and play rock band without fighting
4) Deep Cotton
5) Dead Man’s Bones
 
My Favorite Writers Of 2012:
1) Kevin Smith
2) La La
3) Chuck Palahniuk
4) Rodney Lacroix
5) Me! (I got published this year!)
 
My Favorite Phone Apps Of 2012:
1) Tweetcaster
2) Plague Inc
3) Amazon App Store
4) Google Music
5) Evernote
 
My Favorite Types Of Window Blinds Of 2012:
1) Vertical
2) Wooden Blinds
3) Stevie Wonder
4) Honeycomb
 
My Favorite Numbers in the actual number of 2012:
1) 2
2) 0
3) 1
4) two
 
My Favorite Bloggers in 2012 Who Actually Don’t Have Blog:
1) Spiderman
2) Spiderman’s Disgruntled Not-As-Famous Half Brother
3) Nickelback’s Drummer
4) Michael Jackson’s Ghost
 
My Favorite Vitamins/Herbs Of 2012:
1) Ginseng
2) Raspberry Ketones
3) Flintstone
4) Viagra
5) B12
 
My Favorite Sleeping Positions Of 2012:
1) On My Right Side
2) On My Left Side
3) On My Back
4) On My Stomach
5) Spitting Cobra
 
My Favorite Snacks Of 2012:
1) Pretzels
2) Smoothies
3) Pretzel Smoothies
4) Sun Chips
5) Cabernet Sauvignon
 
My Favorite Prices Of Scratch Off Lottery Tickets Of 2012:
1) $1
2) $5
3) $20 Christmas Limited Millionaire Edition
4) Free 
 
My Favorite Sizes Of Fountain Drink At The Gas Station Of 2012:
1) Large
2) Medium
3) Souvenir 
 
My Favorite Grades Of Gasoline Of 2012:
1) 89
2) 93
3) Diesel
4) Vin Diesel
 
My Favorite Board Games Of 2012:
1) Dixit
2) Gorilla Dice
3) Pandemic
 
My Favorite Random Sounds Of 2012:
1)Aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2) Ogo Ogo
3) Ahhh Chooooisk
 
 
 I always like to take away one thing learned from the past year.
 
This year of 2012 I have learned that if you nickname your penis: “Old Bilbo”, you will probably never have sex again.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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