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The Action Hero Lists
5 Aug
Action Heroes Favorite Weapons…
1) Guns
2) Knives
3) Humor
4) Dynamite/bombs
5) Box Office Receipts
Why Action Heroes Would Not Make Good Car Wash Attendants…
1) They tend to crash cars
2) They tend to blow up buildings
3) They tend to not hold jobs long
4) They tend to blow up cars too
5) They tend to hate their boss
Top 5 Animals Action Heroes Hate…
1) Snakes
2) Sharks
3) John Malkovich
4) Walruses
5) Dogs
Things Action Heroes Like To Jump…
1) Cars
2) Bodies of Water
3) Canyons
4) The Leading Lady
5) Buildings
Songs Action Hero Like To Listen To…
1) Jump – Van Halen
2) Grenade – Bruno Mars
3) Cuts Like A Knife – Bryan Adams
4) Anything by Guns And Roses
5) We Don’t Need Another Hero – Tina Turner
Best Action Hero Choices…
1) Bruce Willis
2) Arnold Schwarzenegger
3) Harrison Ford
4) Steven McQueen
5) The Rock
Worst Action Hero Choices…
1) W.C. Fields
2) Bill Gates
3) The Drummer From Def Leppard
4) Grumpy Cat (from the internet)
5) Pee Wee Herman
A Sampling* Of The Best Action Movies…
1) Die Hard
2) Speed
3) Enter The Dragon
4) The Matrix
5) Terminator 2
Games Action Heroes Like To Play…
1) Risk
2) Solitaire
3) Hide And Go Seek
4) Beer Pong
5) London Bridges
A Sampling Of The Worst Action Movies (but you’ll watch them anyway)…
1) Point Break
2) Face/Off
3) Spider-man 3
4) Howard the Duck
5) Sharknado
Best Action Hero One Liners….
1) Yippie Ki Yay Mother Fucker! – Die Hard
2) Say Hello to my little friend! – Scarface
3) I’ve come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubble gum! – They Live
4) Hasta-la-vista baby! – The Terminator
5) Always bet on black! – Passenger 57
Worst Alarm Clock Sounds For An Action Hero…
1) Bombs
2) Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Theme Song
3) Bad Guy Explaining His Plans
4) 60 Minutes TV Show Clock Ticking
5) Samuel L. Jackson Reading Dr. Suess’ Hop On Pop
Why I Would Not Make A Good Action Hero….
1) I don’t look good in a wife beater
2) I can’t decide on a cool looking logo
3) I’m lazy
4) My catch phrase is, “I don’t know, what do you want to do?”
5) I need to eat. You never see action heroes eat.
*I said sampling, I did not mean these were the only ones!
Top Ten (Everyone Is Doing It)
12 Oct
My Top Ten Lists
Top Ten Numbers Used In A Top Ten List:
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Top Ten Numbers Not Used In A Top Ten List:
- -.5
- 1000000
- PI
- 7*A
- Paul
- 45866
- A Rhombus
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- 11
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Top Ten Tens In A Top Ten List:
- 10
- Diez
- Dix
- Dieci
- X
- Decem
- (12-7) * 2
- 1010^2
- Zehn
- Tenth
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Lists I Am Working On, But I Haven’t Completed:
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Top Ten Ways To Avoid An Argument With Your Wife:
1. Leave the house
2. Don’t be married
3. Have all arguments while she is sleeping
4. Have all arguments while she has a sore throat and is currently sucking on a sore throat drop
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Top Ten Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife:
1. Leave the house
2. Don’t be married
3. Have all arguments while she is sleeping
4. Have all arguments while she has a sore throat and is currently sucking on a sore throat drop
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Top Ten Lists That Only Have One Possible Listing
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Top Ten Ways To Make Your Kids Happy:
- 1. Give Them Money
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Top Ten Reasons To Read and/or Write A Top Ten List:
- Bored
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Top Ten Ways To Eat Pizza Using Your Mouth:
- Use Your Mouth
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Top Ten Lists That Only Have Two Possible Listings
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Top Ten Ways To Make Your Wife Happy:
- Give Her Money
- Leave The House
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Top Ten Apps On My Phone
- Facebook For Android
- TweetCastor Pro
- Pandora
- Funny Jokes
- Tumblr
- Gmail
- Evernote
- StreamZoo
- IntoNow
- Google +
The Best Zombie Movies
26 Jul
If your a fan of horror movies here is a list of great zombie movies to check out. These are in no particular order.
The perfect blend of zombie and comedy. Starring Woody Harrelson being Woody, Jessie Eisenberg being Jessie, and a great cameo of Bill Murry being Bill.
Dawn Of The Dead (remake) (2004)
A remake of George A. Romero’s movie of the same name.Both take place in a mall, but the remake answers the question, what if a zombie had a baby?
Land Of The Dead (2005)
Another one by Romero with Dennis Hopper as the ruler of a zombie free city deciding who lives and who dies.
28 Days Later (2002)
Some argue that this is more of a virus film, which maybe somewhat true…however a great story and the introduction of British zombies which move much faster. Zombie movies have moved more towards a virus explanation of how the outbreak happens anyway. It’s a little more realistic than dead people rising from the grave.
Dead Alive (1992)
Before Peter Jackson played with Hobbits, he made this film. Funny and creative.
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
The George A. Romero movie that brought zombies to the mainstream. This classic black and white film still holds up today.
Dead Snow (2009)
Nazi zombies. Need I say more? Be warned, this one has subtitles if you hate to read your movies.
Planet Terror (2007)
The only film worth watching out of the Grindhouse movies. A machine gun instead of a leg? Now your interested!
Return Of The Living Dead (1985)
Braaaains! This movie is credited with first introducing that famous zombie mantra.
Shawn Of The Dead (2004)
Another comedy/zombie film. Starts off a little slow, but stick with it…the payoff is well worth it.
DeadGirl (2008)
Sex with a zombie. Boys will be boys with a chained up naked zombie girl. This one is a primer on how to get the school’s douche bag’s penis eaten off by a zombie.
A List Of Other Zombie Movies (In No Particular Order):
No guarantees whether these are good or bad. (But sometimes bad can be good.)
2056 Escape from Zombie Island 2012
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
A Little Bit Zombie 2012
A Virgin Among the Living Dead 1973
AAAH! ZOMBIES!! 2007
Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies 2012
Ada: Zombilerin dügünü 2010
After Sundown 2006
Against the Dark 2009
Alice Jacobs Is Dead 2009
Alien Dead 1980
Alien Massacre (Gallery of Horrors) 1967
All Souls Day 2005
Alles Zombies 2001
American Zombie 2007
Angry and Moist: An Undead Chronicle 2004
Army of Darkness 1992
Army of the Dead – Der Fluch der Anasazi 2008
Attack of the Beast Creatures 2002
Attack of the Flesh Devouring Space Worms from Outer Space 1998
Awaken the Dead 2007
BFF Zombie 2012
Bad Friend 2004
Bath Salt Zombies 2013
Battlefield Baseball 2003
Beverly Lane 2010
Black Magic II (Gou hun jiang tou) 1976
Blood Moon Rising 2009
Blood of the Beast 2003
Boot Hill Blind Dead 2003
Brain Blockers 2007
Bride of Re-Animator 1990
Cast a Deadly Spell 1991
Catholic Ghoulgirls 2005
Cockneys vs Zombies 2012
Curse of the Zombie 1989
Dance of the Dead 2008
Dawn of the Dead 1978
Dawn of the Mummy 1981
Day X 2005
Dead Air 2009
Dead And Gone 2008
Dead Heat 1988
Dead Meat 2004
Dead Men Don’t Die 1990
Dead Past 2010
Deadtime Stories 2 2009
Death Becomes Her 1986
Death Factory 2002
Death Metal Zombies 1995
Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill 2004
Death Warmed Up 1984
Death of the Dead 2011
Deathwatch 2002
Deep River: The Island 2009
Devil’s Kiss 1976
Devil’s Playground 2010
Doomed to Consume 2006
Dorm of the Dead 2006
Electric Zombies 2006
Enter the Zombie2006
Erotic Nights of the Living Dead 1980
Escape 1971
Evil – In the Time of Heroes 2009
Evil Dead 2013
Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn 1987
Evil Grave: Curse of the Maya 2004
Evil Keg 2007
Evilution 2008
Exhumed 2003
Exit Humanity 2011
Fading of the Cries 2011
Fangoria Blood Drive 2004
Fast Zombies with Guns 2009
Hellgate 1990
Insanitarium20080.0
Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead 1997
The Bloodfest Club 2012
The Bog Creatures 2003
The Boneyard 1991
The Chilling 1998
The Clown (Le Queloune)20084.2
The Dead Undead 2009
The Dead are Alive 1972
The Death Curse of Tartu 1966
The Earth Dies Screaming 1965
The Evil Dead 1981
The Ghost Breakers 1940
The Ghoul 1933
The Ghouls 2003
The Granny 1995
The Mad 2007
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