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The Action Hero Lists

5 Aug
Action Heroes Favorite Weapons…
1) Guns
2) Knives
3) Humor
4) Dynamite/bombs
5) Box Office Receipts 
Why Action Heroes Would Not Make Good Car Wash Attendants… 
1) They tend to crash cars
2) They tend to blow up buildings
3) They tend to not hold jobs long
4) They tend to blow up cars too
5) They tend to hate their boss
Top 5 Animals Action Heroes Hate…
1) Snakes
2) Sharks
3) John Malkovich
4) Walruses 
5) Dogs
Things Action Heroes Like To Jump…
1) Cars
2) Bodies of Water
3) Canyons
4) The Leading Lady
5) Buildings
Songs Action Hero Like To Listen To…
1) Jump – Van Halen
2) Grenade – Bruno Mars
3) Cuts Like A Knife – Bryan Adams
4) Anything by Guns And Roses
5) We Don’t Need Another Hero – Tina Turner
Best Action Hero Choices…
1) Bruce Willis
2) Arnold Schwarzenegger
3) Harrison Ford
4) Steven McQueen
5) The Rock
Worst Action Hero Choices…
1) W.C. Fields
2) Bill Gates
3) The Drummer From Def Leppard
4) Grumpy Cat (from the internet)
5) Pee Wee Herman
A Sampling* Of The Best Action Movies…
1) Die Hard
2) Speed
3) Enter The Dragon
4) The Matrix
5) Terminator 2
Games Action Heroes Like To Play…
1) Risk
2) Solitaire
3) Hide And Go Seek
4) Beer Pong
5) London Bridges
A Sampling Of The Worst Action Movies (but you’ll watch them anyway)…
1) Point Break
2) Face/Off
3) Spider-man 3
4) Howard the Duck
5) Sharknado
Best Action Hero One Liners….
1) Yippie Ki Yay Mother Fucker! – Die Hard
2) Say Hello to my little friend!  – Scarface
3) I’ve come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubble gum! – They Live
4) Hasta-la-vista baby! – The Terminator
5) Always bet on black! – Passenger 57
Worst Alarm Clock Sounds For An Action Hero…
1) Bombs
2) Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Theme Song
3) Bad Guy Explaining His Plans
4) 60 Minutes TV Show Clock Ticking
5) Samuel L. Jackson Reading Dr. Suess’ Hop On Pop
Why I Would Not Make A Good Action Hero….
1) I don’t look good in a wife beater
2) I can’t decide on a cool looking logo
3) I’m lazy
4) My catch phrase is, “I don’t know, what do you want to do?”
5) I need to eat. You never see action heroes eat.
*I said sampling, I did not mean these were the only ones!

Top Ten (Everyone Is Doing It)

12 Oct

My Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Numbers Used In A Top Ten List:

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4
  5. 5
  6. 6
  7. 7
  8. 8
  9. 9
  10. 10
Top Ten Numbers Not Used In A Top Ten List:
  1. -.5
  2. 1000000
  3. PI
  4. 7*A
  5. Paul
  6. 45866
  7. A Rhombus
  8. <
  9. 0
  10. 11
Top Ten Tens In A Top Ten List:
  1. 10
  2. Diez
  3. Dix
  4. Dieci
  5. X
  6. Decem
  7. (12-7) * 2
  8. 1010^2
  9. Zehn
  10. Tenth

Lists I Am Working On, But I Haven’t Completed:


Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:

3. Boobs

Top Ten Ways To Anticipate A Woman’s Needs:

6. Talk To Her Mom

Top Ten Ways To Avoid An Argument With Your Wife:

1. Leave the house
2. Don’t be married
3. Have all arguments while she is sleeping
4. Have all arguments while she has a sore throat and is currently sucking on a sore throat drop

Top Ten Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife:

1. Leave the house
2. Don’t be married
3. Have all arguments while she is sleeping
4. Have all arguments while she has a sore throat and is currently sucking on a sore throat drop

Top Ten Lists That Only Have One Possible Listing


Top Ten Ways To Make Your Kids Happy:

  1. 1. Give Them Money

Top Ten Reasons To Read and/or Write A Top Ten List:

  1.  Bored

Top Ten Ways To Eat Pizza Using Your Mouth:

  1. Use Your Mouth

Top Ten Lists That Only Have Two Possible Listings


Top Ten Ways To Make Your Wife Happy:

  1. Give Her Money
  2. Leave The House

Top Ten Apps On My Phone

  1. Facebook For Android
  2. TweetCastor Pro
  3. Pandora
  4. Funny Jokes
  5. Tumblr
  6. Gmail
  7. Evernote
  8. StreamZoo
  9. IntoNow
  10. Google +

The Best Zombie Movies

26 Jul

If your a fan of horror movies here is a list of great zombie movies to check out. These are in no particular order.

Zombieland (2009)

The perfect blend of zombie and comedy. Starring Woody Harrelson being Woody, Jessie Eisenberg being Jessie, and a great cameo of Bill Murry being Bill.

Dawn Of The Dead (remake) (2004)

A remake of George A. Romero’s movie of the same name.Both take place in a mall, but the remake answers the question, what if a zombie had a baby?

Land Of The Dead (2005)

Another one by Romero with Dennis Hopper as the ruler of a zombie free city deciding who lives and who dies.

28 Days Later (2002)

Some argue that this is more of a virus film, which maybe somewhat true…however a great story and the introduction of British zombies which move much faster.  Zombie movies have moved more towards a virus explanation of how the outbreak happens anyway. It’s a little more realistic than dead people rising from the grave. 

Dead Alive (1992)

Before Peter Jackson played with Hobbits, he made this film. Funny and creative.

Night Of The Living Dead (1968)

The George A. Romero movie that brought zombies to the mainstream. This  classic black and white film still holds up today.

Dead Snow (2009)

Nazi zombies. Need I say more? Be warned, this one has subtitles if you hate to read your movies.

Planet Terror (2007)

The only film worth watching out of the Grindhouse movies. A machine gun instead of a leg? Now your interested!

Return Of The Living Dead (1985)

Braaaains! This movie is credited with first introducing that famous zombie mantra.

Shawn Of The Dead (2004)

Another comedy/zombie film. Starts off a little slow, but stick with it…the payoff is well worth it.

DeadGirl (2008)

Sex with a zombie. Boys will be boys with a chained up naked zombie girl. This one is a primer on how to get the school’s douche bag’s penis eaten off by a zombie. 

A List Of Other Zombie Movies (In No Particular Order):

No guarantees whether these are good or bad. (But sometimes bad can be good.) 

2056 Escape from Zombie Island 2012
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
A Little Bit Zombie 2012
A Virgin Among the Living Dead 1973
Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies 2012
Ada: Zombilerin dügünü 2010
After Sundown 2006
Against the Dark 2009
Alice Jacobs Is Dead 2009
Alien Dead 1980
Alien Massacre (Gallery of Horrors) 1967
All Souls Day 2005
Alles Zombies 2001
American Zombie 2007
Angry and Moist: An Undead Chronicle 2004
Army of Darkness 1992
Army of the Dead – Der Fluch der Anasazi 2008

Astro Zombies1968

Atom the Amazing Zombie Killer 2012

Atomic Brain Invasion 2010

Attack of the Beast Creatures 2002

Attack of the Flesh Devouring Space Worms from Outer Space 1998

Attack of the Vegan Zombies! 2010

Automaton Transfusion 2002

Autumn 2009

Awaken the Dead 2007

BFF Zombie 2012

Back from the Dead 1957

Bad Friend 2004

Baron Blood 1972

Bath Salt Zombies 2013

Battle Girl: The Living Dead in Tokyo Bay 1991

Battlefield Baseball 2003

Beneath Still Waters 2005

Beneath the Surface 2007

Beverly Lane 2010

Beyond Re-Animator 2003

Beyond the Grave 2010

Big Tits Zombie 2010

Bio Zombie 1998

Bio Zombie 2: Bio Cops 2000

Bio-Dead 2009

Biohazardous 2001

Biophage 2010

Black Magic II (Gou hun jiang tou) 1976

Black Sheep 2006

Blood Creek 2009

Blood Moon Rising 2009

Blood Nasty 1989

Blood Of The Zombie (The Dead One) 1961

Blood Suckers from Outer Space 1984

Blood of Ghastly Horror 1972

Blood of the Beast 2003

Bloodeaters (Toxic Zombies) 1980

Bloodlust Zombies 2011

Bloodsuckers from Outer Space 1984

Bloody New Year 1987

Bone Sickness 2004

Bong of the Dead 2011

Boot Hill Blind Dead 2003

Bounty 2010

Bowery at Midnight 1942

Boy Eats Girl 2005

Brain Blockers 2007

Braindead (Dead Alive) 1992

Bride of Re-Animator 1990

Broken Springs 2010

Bubba’s Chili Parlor 2005

Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror 1981

C.H.U.D. 1984

C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D. 1989

Cannibal Cheerleader Camp 2008

Cargo (Shortfilm) 2013

Carnival of the Damned 2008

Cast a Deadly Spell 1991

Catholic Ghoulgirls 2005

Celluloid Bloodbath: More Prevues from Hell 2012

Cemetery Man 1994

Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things 1972

Children of the Living Dead 2001

Chillers 1987

Choking Hazard 2004

Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town 1989

City of Rott 2006

City of the Living Dead 1980

Cockneys vs Zombies 2012

Colin 2008

Corpse Eaters 1974

Corpses 2004

Corpses are Forever 2003

Creature of the Walking Dead 1965

Creature with the Atom Brain 1955

Creatures From the Pink Lagoon 2006

Creepshow 1982

Creepshow 2 1987

Curse of the Living Corpse 1964

Curse of the Living Dead 1974

Curse of the Zombie 1989

Dance of the Dead 2008

Danger! 50,000 Zombies! 2004

Dark Echo 1977

Dark Floors 2008

Dawn of the Dead 1978

Dawn of the Dead (remake) 2004

Dawn of the Mummy 1981

Day X 2005

Day of the Dead 1985

Day of the Dead (remake) 2008

Day of the Dead 2: Contagium 2005

Days of Darkness 2007

Dead & Rotting 2002

Dead Air 2009

Dead And Gone 2008

Dead Clowns 2003

Dead Country 2008

Dead Creatures 2001

Dead Creek 2005

Dead Dudes in the House 1991

Dead Flesh 2002

Dead Heat 1988

Dead Heist 2007

Dead Life 2005

Dead Meat 2004

Dead Men Don’t Die 1990

Dead Men Walking 2005

Dead Moon Rising 2007

Dead Noon 2007

Dead Past 2010

Dead Season 2012

Dead Serious 2005

Dead Set 2008

Dead Snow 2009

Dead Space: Downfall 2008

Dead Summer 2005

Dead Things 2005

Dead and Breakfast 2004

Dead and Buried 1981

Dead and Deader 2006

Dead at the Box Office 2005

Dead in the Water 2006

Dead is Dead 1992

Dead of Night (Deathdream) 1974

Dead/Undead 2002

DeadHeads 2011

Deadgirl 2008

Deadhunter: Sevillian Zombies 2003

Deadland 2010

Deadlands 2: Trapped 2008

Deadlands: The Rising 2006

Deadly Friend 1986

Deadtime Stories 2 2009
Death Becomes Her 1986
Death Factory 2002
Death Metal Zombies 1995
Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill 2004
Death Warmed Up 1984
Death of the Dead 2011
Deathwatch 2002
Deep River: The Island 2009

Demoni 3 1991

Descendents 2008

Devil’s Kiss 1976

Devil’s Playground 2010

Diary of the Dead 2007

Die You Zombie Bastards 2005

Die Zombiejäger 2005

Die and Let Live 2006

Die-ner (Get It?) 2009

Doctor Blood’s Coffin 1961

Doghouse 2009

Don’t Go Near the Park 1981

Doom 2005

Doomed 2007

Doomed to Consume 2006

Dorm of the Dead 2006

Drive-In Horror 2009

Dug Up 2013

Dug Up 2013

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night 2010

Eat Me! 2010

Eaters 2011

Ed and His Dead Mother 1993

Edges of Darkness 2009
Electric Zombies 2006
Enter the Zombie2006
Erotic Nights of the Living Dead 1980
Escape 1971
Evil – In the Time of Heroes 2009
Evil Dead 2013
Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn 1987
Evil Grave: Curse of the Maya 2004
Evil Keg 2007
Evilution 2008
Exhumed 2003
Exit Humanity 2011
Fading of the Cries 2011
Fangoria Blood Drive 2004
Fast Zombies with Guns 2009
Feeding the Masses20042.0Fido20063.7First Platoon20130.0Flesh Eating Mothers19883.3Flesh Freaks20001.0Flesh for the Beast20032.5Flesheater19883.4Flick20080.0Flight of the Living Dead20074.9Flotte Jungs auf Zombiejagd19890.0Fog²- Revenge of the Executed20070.0Forest of the Dead20052.0Forever Dead20073.3Four Horror Tales – Dark Forest20060.0From a Whisper to a Scream (The Offspring)19870.0From the Dead of Night19890.0Gallowwalker20092.3Gangs of the Dead (aka Last Rites)20064.5Gangsters, Guns & Zombies20120.0Garden of the Dead19724.0Gay by Dawn20040.0George’s Intervention20090.0Ghost Brigade (Grey Knight)19931.0Ghost Lake20041.3Ghost Town19880.0Ghost Zombie20070.0Ghosts of Mars20014.5Ghouls20080.0Goosebumps – Welcome to Dead House19970.0Gore Whore19940.0GoreGoyles: First Cut20030.0Goremet, Zombie Chef from Hell19860.0Gory Gory Hallelujah20030.0Grapes of Death19780.0Grave Mistake20080.0Graveyard20030.0Graveyard Alive: A Zombie Nurse In Love20031.0Graveyard of the Living Dead20080.0Hanging Woman19730.0Hard Rock Zombies19853.3Harold’s Going Stiff20110.0Heavy Metal19813.0Hell Driver20105.0Hell of the Living Dead (Virus)19804.5

Hellgate 1990

Hide and Creep 2004

Highschool of the dead 2010

Holdout 2012

Hollywood Mortuary 1998

Hood of Horror 2006

Hood of the Living Dead 2005

Horror Express 1972

Horror Hospital 1973

Horrors of War 2006

Horrorween 2011

Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels 1999

House by the Cemetery 1981

House of Clocks 1989

House of Re-Animator 2010

House of the Damned 2008

House of the Dead 2003

House of the Dead 2 2005

House of the Living Dead 1973

Humans Versus Zombies 2011

Hunting Creatures 2004

Hysterical 1983

I Am Bish 2009

I Am Legend 2007

I Am Omega2007

I Bury The Living 1958

I Eat Your Skin 1964

I Sell the Dead 2008

I Walked with a Zombie 1943

I Was a Teenage Zombie 1987

I Was a Zombie for the F.B.I. 1982

I’ll See You in My Dreams 2003

I, Zombie: The Chronicles of Pain 1998

Idle Hands 1999

Insanitarium20080.0Invasion20070.0Invasion of the Not Quite Dead20111.7Invisible Invaders19590.0It’s My Party and I’ll Die If I Want To20070.0Jean Claude the Gumming Zombie20094.3Johnny Sunshine Maximum Violence20080.0Juan of the Dead20110.0Junk: Shiryô-gari20004.0Killing Spree19870.0King of the Zombies19410.0Kiss Daddy Goodbye19813.0Knight of the Living Dead20050.0Kung Fu Zombie19820.0L.A. Zombie20100.0La mansión de los muertos vivientes19850.0Land of the Dead20054.2Last of the Living20083.7Le Divan vert20050.0Legion of the Dead20051.3Legion of the Night19950.0Let Sleeping Corpses Lie19744.3Let’s Scare Jessica to Death19714.0Life Force19854.0Linnea Quigley’s Horror Workout19920.0Livelihood20050.0Living Dead Girl19824.0Living Dead Lock Up20050.0Living Dead Lock Up 2: March of the Dead20073.0Living Dead at Tokyo Bay19920.0Living a Zombie Dream19960.0Long Live the Dead20120.0Lord of the Undead20040.0Machine Head20110.0Mad Doctor of Blood Island19680.0Make-Out with Violence20080.0Mangue Negro20080.0Maplewoods20030.0Mark of the Astro Zombies20020.0Mausoleum19830.0Meat Market20003.5Meat Market 220013.0Meat Market 320063.0Messiah of Evil (Dead People)19731.5Mortuary20052.6Motocross Zombies from Hell20070.0Mulberry Street – After Dark Horror Fest20073.8Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker20011.0Mutant19844.5Mutant Vampire Zombies from the Hood20081.5Mutants20093.5Mutation20060.0Mutation – Annihilation20070.0Mutation 2 – Generation Dead20010.0Mutation 3 – Century of the Dead20020.0My Boyfriend’s Back19930.0Necro Wars20100.0Necropolis Awakened20022.0Necroville20071.7Neon Maniacs19862.7Night Life19893.5Night of Horror19780.0Night of the Comet19844.2Night of the Creeps19864.0Night of the Day of the … of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 320053.3Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror19913.8Night of the Dead20062.2Night of the Ghouls19590.0Night of the Living Babes19870.0Night of the Living Dead 3D20060.0Night of the Living Dead 3D: Re-Animation20120.0Night of the Living Dead: Origins 3D20130.0Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated20094.0Night of the Living Dorks20043.8Night of the Living Heads20100.0Night of the Zombies19814.0Night of the living dead19684.5Night of the living dead (remake)19904.4Nightmare Alley20100.0Nightmare Circus19740.0Nightmare City19804.0Nightmare Weekend19864.3Nightmare of the Living Dead19980.0Nihombie 1 (Zombie Self-Defense Force)20062.0Nihombie 3 (High School Girl Rika: Zombie Hunter)20080.0Ninja Zombies20110.0Ninjas vs. Zombies20102.5Noctem20032.0Not Quite Dead20073.7Nudist Colony of the Dead19914.0O.C. Babes and the Slasher of Zombietown20080.0Oasis of the Zombies19812.3Oh! My Zombie Mermaid (House of Dead)20040.0One Dark Night19834.0Onechanbara: The Movie20081.5Oneechanbara 2 (Zombie Killer Vortex)20092.0Orgy of the Dead19653.0Otto, or Up With Dead People20083.3Ouanga19360.0Outpost20084.4Outpost 2: Black Sun20122.0Ozone (Street Zombies)19933.0Panic (Bakterion, in Greece – Zombi 4)19820.0ParaNorman20120.0Parasitic20120.0Pathogen20060.0Pesticide20080.0Pet Sematary19894.0Pet Sematary 219924.3Pig Hunt20080.0Plaga Zombie – The Beginning19970.0Plaga Zombie: Zona Mutante20013.5Plague Town20080.0Plaguers20080.0Plan 9 from Outer Space19594.0Planet Terror20074.3Platoon of the Dead20092.7Pleasures of the Damned20050.0Pontypool20084.4Pop Punk Zombies20110.0Porn of the Dead20060.0Portrait of a Zombie20104.5Post Mortem, America 202120110.0Pot Zombies20051.0Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead20060.0

Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead 1997

Prince of Darkness 1987

Prison of the Dead 2000

Project Nine 2010

Punk Rock Zombie Kung Fu Catfight 2004

Pushin’ Up Daisies 2010

Quarantine 2008

Quarantine 2: Terminal 2011

Quatermass 2 1957REC20074.6REC 220093.8REC³ Génesis20123.0Rabid19774.3Raiders of the Damned20052.7Raiders of the Living Dead19863.5Rammbock – Siege of the Dead20103.9Raw Force19820.0Raw Zombie 1119990.0Re-Animator19854.6Redneck Carnage20090.0Redneck Zombies19873.2Reel Zombies20083.0Remains20110.0Resident Evil20024.6Resident Evil: Afterlife20100.0Resident Evil: Apocalypse20044.3Resident Evil: Damnation20120.0Resident Evil: Degeneration20084.4Resident Evil: Extinction20074.8Resident Evil: Retribution20121.0RetarDEAD20084.0Return of the Living Dead 219884.0Return of the Living Dead 319933.8Return of the Living Dead 4: Necropolis20052.6Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave20052.0Revenge of the Living Dead Girls19871.5Revenge of the Zombies19434.0Revolt of the Zombies19361.0Rise of the Damned20110.0Rise of the Dead20072.0Rise of the Undead20051.0Rise of the Zombies20120.0Risen20080.0Ritual20020.0Romeo & Juliet vs. The Living Dead20090.0Rotten Shaolin Zombies20041.0Route 66620012.6SARS Wars (Khun krabii hiiroh)20044.8Sabbath20051.0Sairen20060.0Samurai Zombie20084.0Santa Claus Versus the Zombies20110.0Santo Contra los Zombis19620.0Scary or Die20120.0Schoolgirl Apocalypse20110.0Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island19983.3Seedpeople19920.0Serpent and the Rainbow19884.3Seven Doors of Death (aka The Beyond)19814.6Severed: Forest of the Dead20053.7Sexykiller, morirás por ella20080.0Shadow: Dead Riot20063.0Shadows of the Dead20042.0Shaolin Vs. Evil Dead20041.0Shatter Dead19942.0Shaun of the Dead20044.8Shock Waves19773.3Sick and the Dead20090.0Silent Night, Zombie Night20090.0Sint20100.0Slices of Life20100.0Slime City Massacre20100.0Slither20063.1Sole Survivor19832.0Song of the Dead20052.5Space Zombie Bingo19933.0Space Zombies: 13 Months of Brain-Spinning Mayhem!20040.0Special Dead20064.0Spirit Vs. Zombie19890.0Stacy20013.8Stag Night of the Dead20090.0Stoned Dead20065.0Storm of the Dead20061.0Street Team Massacre20073.0Street of the Dead20080.0Stripperland20110.0Sugar Hill19740.0Summer of the Zombies20110.0Surf 219840.0Survival of the Dead20094.1Swamp Zombies20052.8Tales of Terror19620.0Teenage Zombie House Massacre20000.0Teenage Zombies19590.0Tele-Zombie20040.0Terror Creatures from the Grave19654.0The Aftermath19820.0The Alchemist19840.0The Aliens and Kong Kong Zombie19890.0The Blind Dead (Tombs of the Blind Dead)19724.3The Blind Dead 2 (Return of the Evil Dead)19733.0The Blind Dead 3 (The Ghost Galleon)19743.0The Blind Dead 4 (The Night of the Sea Gulls)1975
The Bloodfest Club 2012
The Bog Creatures 2003
The Boneyard 1991

The Book of Zombie2010The Brain That Wouldn’t Die19620.0The Cabin in the Woods 2011

The Child 1977

The Chilling 1998

The Clown (Le Queloune)20084.2The Crypt20092.0The Curse of the Screaming Dead19822.0The Dark Power19853.0The Day It Came to Earth19790.0The Dead20094.3The Dead Don’t Die19750.0The Dead Hate the Living2000The Dead Live 2006

The Dead Next Door 1989

The Dead Outside 2008

The Dead Pit 1989

The Dead Undead 2009
The Dead are Alive 1972
The Death Curse of Tartu 1966
The Earth Dies Screaming 1965
The Evil Dead 1981
The Ghost Breakers 1940
The Ghoul 1933
The Ghouls 2003
The Granny 1995
The Harvard Zombie Massacre20135.0The Horde20094.6The Horror of Party Beach19640.0The House by the Cemetery19813.7The House of Seven Corpses19742.0The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies19643.0The Jitters19894.0The Last Man on Earth19644.5The Laughing Dead19891.5The Living Corpse20100.0The Living Dead Girl19820.0The Living and the Dead2006
The Mad 2007
The Mad Ghoul19431.0