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Ol’ Shaky Cheese – A Collection of Love Poems

3 Sep
Ol’ Shaky Cheese
I prefer to call you Parmesan
The other way
Makes it sound like you have
Parkinson’s disease

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Take off your coat…
And your necklace…
And your sweater…
And your shirt….
And your tank top…
And your corset…
And your bra…
And your nipple covers…
Is that really an Aquaman tattoo between your breasts?

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Sometimes I look at the stars and count them
1,2,3,4…
100,101,102….
10,213,10,214,10,215….
1,092,345,637,253, 1,092,345,637,254,1,092,345,637,255…
Our love is like counting stars
Endless…
And long and tedious
And died like a million years ago

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Don’t forget
When the Zombie apocalypse
descends…
Spam is your friend

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The Beef and Broccoli you had for lunch
Which is just a hunch
On my part
Because while you ate all the Beef
The Broccoli is still stuck between your teeth