Reboot Of Long Awkward Pause

I’m really excited to announce the next incarnation of Long Awkward Pause.

Yes, you guessed it…we are turning into a erotic sex site! It will have all the usual stuff: erotic writing, sexy pictures, dancing teddy bears, sex toy reviews, tips on canning fruit…

We will be focusing on bringing you our style in  more of a online magazine format with each columnist handling different topics.

Yes, no longer will you be forced to watch Mike Calahan write about twinkies!

You are all welcome.

Here is a preview of what November will bring:

Blogdramedy – That’s Entertainment Or Not!
BD’s take on the liberal arts, past and present.

 

Rants – What Sandpapers My Balls

Rants doing what he does best…telling you like it is!

Mike Calahan – From the Only Moderately Cluttered Desk of Mike Calahan

Editorals/Opinions in the Calahan style that most of you are a fans of already.

Myself – On A Side Note…My Interview With

I’m kind of stepping out of my wheelhouse…mostly because I don’t have a wheelhouse…and will be interviewing people from all over the interwebs.

Justin Gawel – Title To Be Announced
Editorals/Opinions. Justin’s take on stuff! In Justin’s world! In Justin’s way!

Monk Monkey – Wake up to yourselves, you CHIMPS!
Giving you the best advice on taking care of your mind/body/health in a way that only a spiritual guru monkey can…

Cordelia – Title To Be Announced

An expert in food and beverage. This will not be your standard recipe how to page, but will cover a gambit of food related topics. Some even unexpected…

Omawarisan – Title To Be Announced

Editorals/Opinions. Everyone’s favorite retired humorist takes on life.

Chowderhead – This Day in Pop Culture History

Chowder’s unique take on the world of pop culture and entertainment. No one will be spared.

I’m really excited about this new direction and hope you check out everyone’s articles every Monday and Friday starting November 1st. There will still be a spot for suggestions and we will also be looking for guest writers.

A big thank you for those who have supported us from the beginning and we will see you at The Pause. (That’s what the cool kids call it.)

Coffee – A Short Musical

Sing this to the tune of Lady GaGa’s “Applause”:I live for the reblog, reblog, reblog
I live for the reblog-blog
Live for the reblog-blog.
It’s Coffee week on Long Awkward Pause and this is my rambling on the subject. Not a fan of this, then you can check out my good friends Rants, Justin, and Monk Monkey on the same subject. And if you still don’t like that, check out my other good friends Chowderhead, Cordelia, Mike, and Len as they take on Hollywood later this month!

Curtain opens to a minimalist setting. A man dressed in a three piece suit sits at a table sipping a cup of coffee. His name is Ralph.

Ralph: (Calling off stage) Honey…Honey I’m out of coffee. Can you brew some more? (pause) Honey?

Lucy: (From off stage) Ralph! That’s your seventh cup already! Do you really want more?!

Ralph: (looking towards audience, raises cup and smiles) Yes! I can’t get enough of this stuff. (Cue music)

The stage is cleared of the table as Ralph stands up. In from stage left comes a dancing coffee pot, spoon, coffee cup, saucer, sugar cubes, a k-cup, and a creamer. 

Ralph: (singing)

Coffee, Coffee, You are my love and my life

Whether your dark or just dreamy creamy

I will drink you anywhere

Even in the shower all soapy steamy

Coffee, Coffee, You taste good night and day

I would even drink you…

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Reblog Thursday Pt 5

You should read this blog. I can’t read this blog because it is way too funny. Justin Gawel is Steve Martin while I’m only Pauly Shore. Don’t get that? Justin would. This piece I’m sharing turns an uncomfortable chance meeting with a buddy’s ex-girlfriend into an uncomfortable meeting with a buddy’s ex-girlfriend.
Brilliant!
Also every time I glance at his name in the web address bar, I see justing awel.com instead of Justin Gawel.com. That really has nothing to do with anything.

Just read the blog, ok.