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Happy 4th Of July, A Quick Ode To The Holiday

4 Jul

Happy 4th of July
Here’s hoping
You don’t shoot
A firework in your eye
And you keep
All your Limbs,
Fingers, and/or Toes
But if you should happen
To shoot a firework in your Eye
Or your Limbs,
Fingers, and/or Toes
Just remember
Your forefathers died
For your right
To be stupid

Raise a glass of Sangria and Happy 4th.