If you have not played Candy Crush, it’s a game much like Bejeweled where you match the pieces and clear the board. If you have not played Bejeweled, then skip this post all together.
Candy Crush is a little more addictive because there are different levels and boards to conquer unlike the endless dropping gems of Bejeweled. I wasn’t going to get suckered into playing, until I got suckered into playing.
And all was good…until Level 65 came along.
Level 65 is a dick. I must have played it like 50 times before unleashing my disdain on the Facebook community.
Hate to complain…but it makes me feel better. FYI: The dinos refers to Jurassic Park which is a game I play in between playing my favorite game at the moment, Simpson’s Tap Out.
Then my friend Kenny came along. Kenny recently broke his foot, so I’m sure he had lots of time to master this evil, evil, foul smelling game.
A lot of time apparently.
I call this taunt Kenny Crush.
If you have played this game, you will understand how much this hurts.
If you clear a lot of pieces the game says, “Sweet!” It would have been better if the Keanu Reeves of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure said it. I thought it was funny.
Candy Crush depression or Candy Cression.
Kenny actually texted me with some tips and strategies. Like; did you know if they stripes on the candies are horizontal, they will blow apart the horizontal row away and same with vertical.
With Kenny’s advice, and a few exercises where he made me grab a fly from his hand with chop sticks, I was getting closer.
Until…I did it! Which means nothing in this world, but I’m so happy yay!
Until I got stuck on Level 78….
Christopher De Voss 
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