Daytime TV: Stealing Your IQ Points One Channel At A Time

5 Jun

Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause:

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Occasionally I leave the office and eat my lunch at home. I get to spend an hour away from the LAP compound (where the microwave still hasn’t been repaired since Chowderhead’s famous Chef Boyardee incident) [Editor’s Note:  it was a faulty fuse], plus I get the added bonus of catching a few minutes of daytime TV.

Sometimes though, no matter how many times you change the channel, daytime TV makes you stupider by the minute.

tooth– POWER ON –

“…and our guest today is 20-year-old Janet, a mother of seven, who is here today to confront her cheating boyfriend and ask him once and for all if he has…”


“…poor credit, no credit, or bad credit? No problem! Come on down to Wacky Jerry’s Used Car Emporium and we’ll get you on the road! Visit Wacky Jerry, and before you know it you’ll be…”


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3 Responses to “Daytime TV: Stealing Your IQ Points One Channel At A Time”

  1. gingerfightback June 6, 2014 at 10:42 AM #

    The UK really is the 51st State…..

  2. rayworth1973 June 7, 2014 at 1:30 AM #

    Judge Judy rules, everything else is shit.

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