Why Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four is the Biggest Dick Ever

10 May

The Marvel Universe is full of really, really smart people who then become super heroes. They are educated and empowered and use these amazing skills for the benefit of mankind – because that’s what you’re supposed to do with super-smarts and an iron suit made of weapons. By the way, all of these guys are insanely smart way before they acquire their super powers. For instance, Tony Stark is a genius inventor whose IQ has helped him turn his father’s millions into his own trillions, which allows him to wear the most sophisticated personal weapons system ever made as his pajamas. Peter Parker is on his way to earning a full ride scholarship to M.I.T before he gets bitten by a radioactive spider and invents a web shooter and webbing solution that are some of the strongest things on the planet. Bruce Banner is the smartest guy wearing purple pants…

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One Response to “Why Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four is the Biggest Dick Ever”

  1. isawbobdylaninaspeedo May 10, 2014 at 12:37 PM #

    Omg. This is brilliant. I would read 6000 more words on Reed Richards dickery for sure. And I love the last panel of his wife…A)he’s invented a dishwasher (dick) invent a masseur. B) she’s wearing a fucking apron. LOVED IT!!

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