The New Light And Air Diet Isn’t For Anyone

6 Mar

Breatharian’s are lucky, or unlucky…depending on how you look at it…because a Breatharian doesn’t eat. They exist solely on light and air and nothing else.

This makes taking one out to dinner a really, really, cheap date.

I’ll have the steak, medium rare and a loaded baked potato. My date here just lives on light and air so could you bring over a table lamp to shine on her….um, maybe like a 40 watt bulb in that please. It’s our first date and I want to make a good impression. Also for dessert she will have an oscillating fan, three speed settings.

So how does one do this, you ask? Well after visiting the web site; Jasmuheen.com  which is the authority on the practice…we still don’t quite know. Apparently it involves some mediation, some unlocking of the brain we humans never use, and listening to the collective works of Yanni.

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4 Responses to “The New Light And Air Diet Isn’t For Anyone”

  1. gingerfightback March 6, 2014 at 9:30 AM #

    Yum yum.

    • Christopher De Voss March 6, 2014 at 10:57 AM #

      The British make better tasting light and air then the Americans…or so I heard…

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