Five Winter Olympic Events That Got Cut At Sochi

11 Feb

Whether your favorite Winter Olympic event is the Luge…

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Figure Skating…

FIGURE SKATING/

or that one event with the skis and the guns that no one knows the name of…

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…at every Olympics there are a few events that don’t quite fit into the gaming spirit.

Long Awkward Pause was able to obtain a list of this year’s cuts that were rejected by the Sochi Olympic Committee:

1) Competitive Snow Angel Making

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Shown here is Co-ed Competitive Snow Angel Making. Olympic hopeful’s Bjoin Njukski and Fletis Jackenhimmer demonstrating the very synchronized and very difficult classic Snow Christmas Angel. Other types of angels that traditionally score high points are the Cherub, the Cupid, and the Victoria Secret.

2) Lesbian Sledding

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We all know the controversy surrounding the issues of homophobia that the Russian Government has, so it was no surprise this event got the immediate ax, despite the signed petition of a million…

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