Have you had your fill of Rankin and Bass’ stop motion holiday classic; Rudolph the Frosty Grinch?
How many times have you watched It’s A Wonderful Miracle on 34th Griswald Lane?
Can’t stomach another viewing of “You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out Charlie Brown!”?
Well, I’m here to help. Here is a list of slightly non-Christmas-y that you can watch with the whole family.
(Warning: Don’t watch any of these with the whole family.)
Rubber is the charming story of Robert, an abondoned tire that has been left in the desert and then suddenly and inexplicably comes to life. As Robert rolls around, he soon discovers that he possesses terrifying telepathic powers that give him the ability to destroy anything he wishes.
Zombie Ass: Toilet Of The Dead
Megumi wrestles with the guilt of her bullied sister’s suicide while joining her friends on a journey deep into the woods, where they encounter the nefarious Dr. Tanaka, who conducts gruesome experiments on the living dead. Later, as Dr. Tanaka attempts to make Megumi and friends his latest test subjects, the desperate young woman uses the dual power of karate and flatulence in order to defeat her demented captor.
Nude Nuns With Big Guns
Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by a corrupt clergy who is in the business of selling drugs. On the verge of death, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns and little clothing, she seeks revenge on her former tormentors.
Strange doings are afoot on a small Irish island: the crew of a fishing boat disappears, whales start appearing dead on the shore, a local lobster-man catches a strange tentacled creature in his trap. Soon residents learn they must get very drunk to survive attacks by alien monsters who can’t tolerate a high blood alcohol level in their victims.
(Remember: I didn’t say any of these were good.)