Grandma De Voss Finds A Trunk Full Of Old Books

28 Oct

Grandma De Voss found a trunk full of books and sent some to me that she thought I would enjoy. I told her I didn’t have much time to read anymore, but she insisted. These books look old, but some look as if they might have some potential.

 

metrosexual

butt

copsafeel

neighbor

pooped

sanders

stopblabbing

down

 

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47 Responses to “Grandma De Voss Finds A Trunk Full Of Old Books”

  1. Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher October 28, 2013 at 8:47 AM #

    Photoshop loves you

  2. Shackled and Crowned October 28, 2013 at 8:55 AM #

    Awesome. 🙂

    • Christopher De Voss October 28, 2013 at 8:57 AM #

      Grandma has weird taste.

      • dentaleggs October 28, 2013 at 11:04 AM #

        Your grandma’s a freak. ‘Nice books’.

      • Christopher De Voss October 28, 2013 at 11:09 AM #

        She is….runs in the family.

      • dentaleggs October 28, 2013 at 11:10 AM #

        At least you De Vosses are consistent.

  3. Ervin Sholpnick October 28, 2013 at 9:04 AM #

    I use to follow the “Nice Butt for a Dead Girl” series.

  4. ksbeth October 28, 2013 at 10:12 AM #

    omg these are brilliant

    • Christopher De Voss October 28, 2013 at 10:41 AM #

      Grandma had good taste, and so do you apparently. Thank you.

  5. Blogdramedy October 28, 2013 at 10:13 AM #

    Classics. Every one.

    • Christopher De Voss October 28, 2013 at 10:41 AM #

      We will see. I like the one with the lesbian undertones of course.

  6. herdthinner October 28, 2013 at 11:54 AM #

    Oh, Cody! Couldn’t get enough of that kid and his adventures. But I couldn’t decide if I was supposed to have a crush on him or not??

  7. Maddie Cochere October 28, 2013 at 12:40 PM #

    Grandma read some good books. I had all of the Trixie Belden books, and you should definitely read that one. They’re really good. That’s actually Honey Wheeler copping a feel on the cover, but I’m sure Trixie cops one in the story.

  8. unsolicitedtidbits October 28, 2013 at 1:06 PM #

    Oh my goodness. Thanks for the chuckle.

  9. The Bumble Files October 28, 2013 at 1:09 PM #

    Oh, these are so funny. I think I like the first one the best, “Cody The Metrosexual.” Ha ha! Perfect!!

  10. Eric Tonningsen October 28, 2013 at 3:15 PM #

    Quite the reader that Grandma DeVoss. A trendsetter!

  11. gingerfightback October 29, 2013 at 3:30 AM #

    I am delighted for Trixie

  12. David Stewart October 29, 2013 at 5:19 AM #

    I’m pretty sure “Trixie Belden Cops a Feel” was short-listed for a Newberry Award. But you know, politics.

  13. denmother October 29, 2013 at 9:50 PM #

    I’ve been looking for the sequel to “While You’re Down There” for ages. Anything left in your grandma’s trunk?

  14. rayworth1973 October 29, 2013 at 10:03 PM #

    Outstanding job on the fontwork!

  15. ohlidia November 2, 2013 at 3:44 PM #

    Oh, how cool is your grandma? 😉

  16. silkpurseproductions November 5, 2013 at 2:58 PM #

    Once again you are brilliant! I love these old book covers but would never have been clever enough to think of reworking them like this. Absolutely hysterical.

  17. lifeconfusions November 10, 2013 at 10:10 AM #

    Haha…No way ! Are these real *published* books??!!

  18. Chowderhead November 12, 2013 at 3:05 AM #

    De Voss-ski,

    You saved the best for last I see. And you saved the best for 5th too. Well done, sir.

    I lawled.

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