Reboot Of Long Awkward Pause

24 Oct

I’m really excited to announce the next incarnation of Long Awkward Pause.

Yes, you guessed it…we are turning into a erotic sex site! It will have all the usual stuff: erotic writing, sexy pictures, dancing teddy bears, sex toy reviews, tips on canning fruit…

We will be focusing on bringing you our style in  more of a online magazine format with each columnist handling different topics.

Yes, no longer will you be forced to watch Mike Calahan write about twinkies!

You are all welcome.

Here is a preview of what November will bring:

Blogdramedy – That’s Entertainment Or Not!
BD’s take on the liberal arts, past and present.
Rants – What Sandpapers My Balls
Rants doing what he does best…telling you like it is!
Mike Calahan – From the Only Moderately Cluttered Desk of Mike Calahan
Editorals/Opinions in the Calahan style that most of you are a fans of already.
Myself – On A Side Note…My Interview With
I’m kind of stepping out of my wheelhouse…mostly because I don’t have a wheelhouse…and will be interviewing people from all over the interwebs.
Justin Gawel – Title To Be Announced
Editorals/Opinions. Justin’s take on stuff! In Justin’s world! In Justin’s way!
Monk Monkey – Wake up to yourselves, you CHIMPS!
Giving you the best advice on taking care of your mind/body/health in a way that only a spiritual guru monkey can…
Cordelia – Title To Be Announced
An expert in food and beverage. This will not be your standard recipe how to page, but will cover a gambit of food related topics. Some even unexpected…
Omawarisan – Title To Be Announced
Editorals/Opinions. Everyone’s favorite retired humorist takes on life.
Chowderhead – This Day in Pop Culture History
Chowder’s unique take on the world of pop culture and entertainment. No one will be spared.
I’m really excited about this new direction and hope you check out everyone’s articles every Monday and Friday starting November 1st. There will still be a spot for suggestions and we will also be looking for guest writers.
A big thank you for those who have supported us from the beginning and we will see you at The Pause. (That’s what the cool kids call it.)

16 Responses to “Reboot Of Long Awkward Pause”

  1. El Guapo October 24, 2013 at 8:45 AM #

    If you don’t have a wheelhouse, how exactly are you stepping out of one?

    Damn cool kids.

    • Christopher De Voss October 24, 2013 at 8:51 AM #

      True…someone burnt my wheelhouse down…which would make a good title for a country song…

  2. Blogdramedy October 24, 2013 at 10:20 AM #

    I thought for a minute you wrote “libelous” arts. Which, depending on my mood, could also work.

    • Christopher De Voss October 24, 2013 at 10:52 AM #

      Maybe you should be in charge of food and spirits

  3. The Bumble Files October 24, 2013 at 12:51 PM #

    The Pause! I like it. It’s great you guys are evolving as a talented group will do. I look forward to it!

  4. silkpurseproductions October 24, 2013 at 1:42 PM #

    I will look forward to “The Pause”. Always welcome.

  5. ksbeth October 24, 2013 at 3:19 PM #

    looking forward to it )

  6. gingerfightback October 24, 2013 at 3:40 PM #

    Daring to be different – I’m looking forward to it to! – hope Howard will still feature

  7. David Stewart October 26, 2013 at 8:58 AM #

    Sounds good. Looking forward to checking out the new LAP.

Comments are closed.

%d bloggers like this: