Philosophy Fueled By Sangria

26 Sep

How To Be A Sangria Philosopher:

Step One: Drink a lot of Sangria.

Step Two: Drink even more

Step Three: Grab a pen and paper before you pass out.

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The world is divided into two groups: the Haters and the Hated. Now if the Hated also turn into Haters, then  the world would essentially be full of Hated? Or would it be full of Haters? Or would there no longer be two groups, the Hated and Haters, and just one collective hashtag-hater-hates.

It’s hard to say.

It’s hard to think.

If all we do is hate, then we as a society will hate to be hated, thus fueling more hate upon the hated-haters.

Hashtag: Rock-n-Roll! Hashtag: Rick Rolled!

HAHAHAHAHa……..what?

Essentially what the world needs now, is love sweet love…papa was a rolling stone…

What the world needs to do is just love, man. Love.

I love you.

Does anybody even understand the lyrics to Champagne Super Nova anyway?!

What?

Oh yeah…the world needs to stop hating. It doesn’t matter if your black or white or ebony or ivory…Sister Christian, oh the time has come, don’t cha know that you’re the only one to say, ok.

Ok.

Because you’re motorin’.

Yeah…you’re motorin’!

That’s so deep, man! Think about it!

So, to sum it up….stop hating, even though Ebony and Ivory is sung by two legends doesn’t make it a great song, and Oasis and puppies are over-rated.

Peace. Must. Sleep. Now.

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49 Responses to “Philosophy Fueled By Sangria”

  1. El Guapo September 26, 2013 at 8:47 AM #

    Very deep.
    I thought there was going to be a sangria recipe here.

    What do you have against hatters?
    *refills glass*

  2. Hippie Cahier September 26, 2013 at 8:50 AM #

    What the world needs now is one giant pitcher of sangria.

    And puppies: what’s with the hatin’???

  3. floridaborne September 26, 2013 at 8:59 AM #

    I think I read this one before. Or maybe I just remembered the word Sangria?

    No matter. Drink enough Sangria and you’d think the alphabet song was a philosophic masterpiece.

    And I remember Metallica when they had hair.

    • Christopher De Voss September 26, 2013 at 9:16 AM #

      Maybe Sangria pre-posted this before it’s time…about a week ago…

      • floridaborne September 26, 2013 at 9:49 AM #

        That would explain the De-ja-brew. 🙂

      • Christopher De Voss September 26, 2013 at 10:11 AM #

        I see what you did there!

      • floridaborne September 26, 2013 at 10:55 AM #

        Guilty as charged. 🙂

  4. tarnishedsophia September 26, 2013 at 9:23 AM #

    Damn, I wish the drunks in my family acted like you. They all get bitter/angry and start throwing things at people. I’m irrationally afraid I’d act like that too…so I’ve never even gotten tipsy, much less “philosophical”. 😦

    You sound fun though. Maybe you should post a video of your drunken philosophy antics. 🙂

    • Christopher De Voss September 26, 2013 at 10:12 AM #

      That would probably be bad, since I would be naked and singing…nobody wants to see that…

      • tarnishedsophia September 26, 2013 at 10:29 AM #

        I don’t know, you have *some* readers who are straight women/gay men… 😉

      • Christopher De Voss September 26, 2013 at 10:56 AM #

        How could you be a straight woman and a gay man at the same time? Oh wait, tranny.

      • tarnishedsophia September 26, 2013 at 11:05 AM #

        Lol…well, that’s certainly ONE way to read my previous comment. But yes, you probably have trans, gays, straight ladies, and others who would *love* to see you dance.

        We wouldn’t want you to feel objectified though, so maybe it’s a bad idea… 😛

      • Christopher De Voss September 26, 2013 at 11:06 AM #

        Yay! Get me a pole…wait…what?

      • tarnishedsophia September 26, 2013 at 11:11 AM #

        😀 Pole dancing is actually really fun. I took some classes at Gencon while my friends were busy losing the D&D Championship (darn limited spaces).

      • Christopher De Voss September 26, 2013 at 11:16 AM #

        🙂

  5. Eric Tonningsen September 26, 2013 at 1:39 PM #

    This could easily become an addictive philosophy! 🙂

  6. Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher September 26, 2013 at 2:10 PM #

    Good drunk writing…

  7. pixiegirlkc52 September 26, 2013 at 8:14 PM #

    me and sangria….we got a thing going on.

  8. rayworth1973 September 26, 2013 at 8:23 PM #

    After living in Spain for a decade, I can relate to Sangria. Just had some the other night and I hardly ever drink. If I did, I’d never write! I’d be sick all the time. Downed by the grape!

  9. Monk Monkey September 26, 2013 at 8:33 PM #

    Wish you took a vine of this.

  10. Ervin Sholpnick September 26, 2013 at 10:40 PM #

    I live by Ripple Philosophy….

  11. MissSteele September 27, 2013 at 9:40 AM #

    Puppies are overrated?! I am suddenly worried about the loss of your soul.

  12. silkpurseproductions September 28, 2013 at 10:40 AM #

    Note to self: Start drinking Sangria.

    • Christopher De Voss September 28, 2013 at 10:57 AM #

      Why are you not?

      • silkpurseproductions September 28, 2013 at 11:05 AM #

        Ummmm, I’m partial to Scotch. I’ve had a taste for it since I was 18. Which means probably longer than you have been alive. I may even have to look up what Sangria is.

      • Christopher De Voss September 28, 2013 at 11:32 AM #

        Scotch? That’s so Indiana Jones. Sangria is wine chilled with spices and fruit, brandy and ginger ale. Yum!

  13. ohlidia September 29, 2013 at 9:32 PM #

    Me thinks you had mucho sangria, no? Looks fabulous too. Sure could go for a pitcher right now!

  14. pieterk515 October 1, 2013 at 8:43 AM #

    You’re a great writer, but sometimes I’m concerned about your general well being. You know like The Joker being consider a great villain…

  15. SlipKnot Slim October 1, 2013 at 8:59 PM #

    Now, thanks to Bill Gates; I forgo the pen and paper and just pass out at the keyboard.

    • Christopher De Voss October 1, 2013 at 11:12 PM #

      Bill Gates invented the keyboard?!

      • SlipKnot Slim October 1, 2013 at 11:18 PM #

        Oh, I’m sure that he did. I think it was on the 8th day after he rested.

      • Christopher De Voss October 1, 2013 at 11:23 PM #

        Oh, that does make sense.

      • SlipKnot Slim October 1, 2013 at 11:31 PM #

        It’s not a commonly known fact. It was revealed to me over a pitcher of Sangria.

      • Christopher De Voss October 1, 2013 at 11:59 PM #

        And we come full circle….

  16. andreveloz October 5, 2013 at 9:01 PM #

    Somehow alcohol manages to fuel many things, many good and many bad. I choose to think Sangria, wine, beer, you name it makes me quite creative. Will remember your blog next time I sip my sangria. Salud!

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