How To Be A Sangria Philosopher:
Step One: Drink a lot of Sangria.
Step Two: Drink even more
Step Three: Grab a pen and paper before you pass out.
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The world is divided into two groups: the Haters and the Hated. Now if the Hated also turn into Haters, then the world would essentially be full of Hated? Or would it be full of Haters? Or would there no longer be two groups, the Hated and Haters, and just one collective hashtag-hater-hates.
It’s hard to say.
It’s hard to think.
If all we do is hate, then we as a society will hate to be hated, thus fueling more hate upon the hated-haters.
Hashtag: Rock-n-Roll! Hashtag: Rick Rolled!
HAHAHAHAHa……..what?
Essentially what the world needs now, is love sweet love…papa was a rolling stone…
What the world needs to do is just love, man. Love.
I love you.
Does anybody even understand the lyrics to Champagne Super Nova anyway?!
What?
Oh yeah…the world needs to stop hating. It doesn’t matter if your black or white or ebony or ivory…Sister Christian, oh the time has come, don’t cha know that you’re the only one to say, ok.
Ok.
Because you’re motorin’.
Yeah…you’re motorin’!
That’s so deep, man! Think about it!
So, to sum it up….stop hating, even though Ebony and Ivory is sung by two legends doesn’t make it a great song, and Oasis and puppies are over-rated.
Peace. Must. Sleep. Now.
Christopher De Voss 
Very deep.
I thought there was going to be a sangria recipe here.
What do you have against hatters?
*refills glass*
Take wine, add fruit and spices, chill, drink, yum.
Wear hat before drinking.
Perfect!
What the world needs now is one giant pitcher of sangria.
And puppies: what’s with the hatin’???
No hating…just over-rating…
I think I read this one before. Or maybe I just remembered the word Sangria?
No matter. Drink enough Sangria and you’d think the alphabet song was a philosophic masterpiece.
And I remember Metallica when they had hair.
Maybe Sangria pre-posted this before it’s time…about a week ago…
That would explain the De-ja-brew. 🙂
I see what you did there!
Guilty as charged. 🙂
Damn, I wish the drunks in my family acted like you. They all get bitter/angry and start throwing things at people. I’m irrationally afraid I’d act like that too…so I’ve never even gotten tipsy, much less “philosophical”. 😦
You sound fun though. Maybe you should post a video of your drunken philosophy antics. 🙂
That would probably be bad, since I would be naked and singing…nobody wants to see that…
I don’t know, you have *some* readers who are straight women/gay men… 😉
How could you be a straight woman and a gay man at the same time? Oh wait, tranny.
Lol…well, that’s certainly ONE way to read my previous comment. But yes, you probably have trans, gays, straight ladies, and others who would *love* to see you dance.
We wouldn’t want you to feel objectified though, so maybe it’s a bad idea… 😛
Yay! Get me a pole…wait…what?
😀 Pole dancing is actually really fun. I took some classes at Gencon while my friends were busy losing the D&D Championship (darn limited spaces).
🙂
This could easily become an addictive philosophy! 🙂
Easily!
Good drunk writing…
Thank you!
me and sangria….we got a thing going on.
Now we have a threesome.
After living in Spain for a decade, I can relate to Sangria. Just had some the other night and I hardly ever drink. If I did, I’d never write! I’d be sick all the time. Downed by the grape!
The best way to go!
Wish you took a vine of this.
I thought I did…Maybe Vine took it down.
I live by Ripple Philosophy….
Sometimes there is no other way to live…
Puppies are overrated?! I am suddenly worried about the loss of your soul.
Note to self: Start drinking Sangria.
Why are you not?
Ummmm, I’m partial to Scotch. I’ve had a taste for it since I was 18. Which means probably longer than you have been alive. I may even have to look up what Sangria is.
Scotch? That’s so Indiana Jones. Sangria is wine chilled with spices and fruit, brandy and ginger ale. Yum!
Me thinks you had mucho sangria, no? Looks fabulous too. Sure could go for a pitcher right now!
No such thing as too much sangria.
You’re a great writer, but sometimes I’m concerned about your general well being. You know like The Joker being consider a great villain…
Why so serious?
If I had a nickel…
Now, thanks to Bill Gates; I forgo the pen and paper and just pass out at the keyboard.
Bill Gates invented the keyboard?!
Oh, I’m sure that he did. I think it was on the 8th day after he rested.
Oh, that does make sense.
It’s not a commonly known fact. It was revealed to me over a pitcher of Sangria.
And we come full circle….
Somehow alcohol manages to fuel many things, many good and many bad. I choose to think Sangria, wine, beer, you name it makes me quite creative. Will remember your blog next time I sip my sangria. Salud!
I will have one in honor of you as well!