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It’s Coffee week on Long Awkward Pause and this is my rambling on the subject. Not a fan of this, then you can check out my good friends Rants, Justin, and Monk Monkey on the same subject. And if you still don’t like that, check out my other good friends Chowderhead, Cordelia, Mike, and Len as they take on Hollywood later this month!
Curtain opens to a minimalist setting. A man dressed in a three piece suit sits at a table sipping a cup of coffee. His name is Ralph.
Ralph: (Calling off stage) Honey…Honey I’m out of coffee. Can you brew some more? (pause) Honey?
Lucy: (From off stage) Ralph! That’s your seventh cup already! Do you really want more?!
Ralph: (looking towards audience, raises cup and smiles) Yes! I can’t get enough of this stuff. (Cue music)
The stage is cleared of the table as Ralph stands up. In from stage left comes a dancing coffee pot, spoon, coffee cup, saucer, sugar cubes, a k-cup, and a creamer.
Ralph: (singing)
Coffee, Coffee, You are my love and my life Whether your dark or just dreamy creamy I will drink you anywhere Even in the shower all soapy steamy Coffee, Coffee, You taste good night and day I would even drink you…View original post 325 more words
Christopher De Voss 
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