Randoms Pt 17

1 Aug

Celebrities’ Lessor Known Siblings:

Beer Grylls drunken brother of survivalist Bear Grylls

Bahama Cruise newly discovered step sister of Tom Cruise

Nono Moore a reviewer for buffets is also the sister of Demi Moore

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I call this next joke: Friendly Hooters…

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You be the judge:

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Do they still make waterbeds? And 70’s porno soundtracks? Asking for a friend.

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Remember, the new Long Awkward Pause topic starts….today! Hint: You may find it yummy, or you may not.

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I said a flip flop the flippie the flippie
To the flip flip flop, and you don’t stop

— Flip Flop Rapper’s Delight

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“If you were to quote me, a quote of a quote, then I would expect the quoted quote, to be quote worthy.”

—As quoted by: Christopher De Voss

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Final Thought:

A lot of people know that milk wasn’t meant to be consumed by humans. But not everyone knows that milk isn’t supposed to be consumed by cows either. In fact, the only animal that is suppose to drink cow’s milk is the jaguar, which is nature’s little joke, since the jaguar will eat the cow if given the chance.

13 Responses to “Randoms Pt 17”

  1. NormalDeviations August 1, 2013 at 9:11 AM #

    Now I wanna see lesser known celebrity offspring. Call it… celebrity mashup.

    Like, gene splicing Damon Salvatore and Matt Damon = Damon Damon?

  2. Andrew August 1, 2013 at 10:15 AM #

    I feel like I just learned everything I’ll ever need to know with this post. And I know where to get my Native American bongs now. My last source went out of business. Thank you sir.

  3. The Waiting August 1, 2013 at 10:40 AM #

    The cow thought is the best thing I’ve read all week.

  4. Ervin Sholpnick August 1, 2013 at 1:24 PM #

    I’ve learned something new today… May I be excused?

  5. Fat Bottom Girl August 1, 2013 at 4:02 PM #

    I think the only people who record 70’s porn soundtracks, have waterbeds. ūüėČ

  6. Monk Monkey August 2, 2013 at 5:09 AM #

    Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…!

    • Christopher De Voss August 2, 2013 at 8:46 AM #

      A monkey’s laugh is worth more than a million dollars!

      • Monk Monkey August 4, 2013 at 12:28 AM #

        Sez you! Gimme money!

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