Celebrities’ Lessor Known Siblings:
Beer Grylls drunken brother of survivalist Bear Grylls
Bahama Cruise newly discovered step sister of Tom Cruise
Nono Moore a reviewer for buffets is also the sister of Demi Moore
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I call this next joke: Friendly Hooters…
You be the judge:
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Do they still make waterbeds? And 70’s porno soundtracks? Asking for a friend.
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Remember, the new Long Awkward Pause topic starts….today! Hint: You may find it yummy, or you may not.
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I said a flip flop the flippie the flippie
To the flip flip flop, and you don’t stop
— Flip Flop Rapper’s Delight
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“If you were to quote me, a quote of a quote, then I would expect the quoted quote, to be quote worthy.”
—As quoted by: Christopher De Voss
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Final Thought:
A lot of people know that milk wasn’t meant to be consumed by humans. But not everyone knows that milk isn’t supposed to be consumed by cows either. In fact, the only animal that is suppose to drink cow’s milk is the jaguar, which is nature’s little joke, since the jaguar will eat the cow if given the chance.
Now I wanna see lesser known celebrity offspring. Call it… celebrity mashup.
Like, gene splicing Damon Salvatore and Matt Damon = Damon Damon?
Awesome!
I feel like I just learned everything I’ll ever need to know with this post. And I know where to get my Native American bongs now. My last source went out of business. Thank you sir.
I’m always here for you.
The cow thought is the best thing I’ve read all week.
Mine too, and it was last minute.
I’ve learned something new today… May I be excused?
You’re excused…until tomorrow…
I think the only people who record 70’s porn soundtracks, have waterbeds. 😉
OK. Good to know!
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A monkey’s laugh is worth more than a million dollars!
Sez you! Gimme money!