Maybe if we stop fearing the differences between the races of the world and start celebrating the differences, then everyone can just relax and look at the bigger issues of this humble planet…like why are there no flying cars?
Thought For The World
14 Jul- Comments 34 Comments
- Categories funny, Humor, Ode
- Author Christopher De Voss
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WOOF! And scene.
I as well mourn the fact that there are no flying cars, which we were promised for as long as I can remember.
I know! What’s up with that?
Wait! Hold the presses, I found one!
http://www.businessinsider.com/practical-flying-car-2013-6?op=1
Okay, okay…so it’s not due out til 2015. But still, it looks hella cool. đ
Nice!
We are overdue for peace on earth and flying cars if popular mechanics and miss america 1978 (not in that order) are to be believed.
If there is one thing I have learned in my life, is never trust Popular Mechanics.
Good point. I still don’t have a blimp. Good thing there isn’t anything fake about miss America.
Except maybe her blimps.
Good point. Aren’t we all humans underneath. Imagine all the stuff we could accomplish if we didn’t have to be paranoid about other people? I want some sort of flying motorcycle.
Flying motorcycle would be cool and somewhat scary in a thrilling way.
It would totally beat out flying on a broom, a la Harry Potter. Honestly nothing looks more uncomfortable and unstable than flying on a broom.
I once tried to explain to a woman that skin color was related to absorption of vitamin D. She still didn’t get it.
I’d rather have a space ship than a flying car.
I need to debate the space ship vs flying car thing. A flying car is better because you can take it anywhere on this planet and see the whole world more efficiently. A spaceship goes into space sure, but not a whole lot going on there, you will need supplies, and you would have to spend long hours in something that would probably have cramped quarters.
Do we really know what goes on in space? If you believe there are UFO’s, how many worlds more interesting and advanced than ours are out there? Maybe it’s because I’m already “other there” that I want a space ship, but it seems the more versatile vehicle. đ
I thinking big black nothing, with maybe an occasional ice cube discovered on some distant planet here and there.
Well said!
Thank ye!
I was thinking the same thing recently: the movie ‘Back to the Future’ is over twenty years old, yet we have no floating skateboards. Like, WTF!
It’s a travesty!
You said it, my friend.
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Place holder for the moment…better things are coming.
I was just thinking that exact thing. Where are the flying cars? We should definitely have them by now. OK, listen up folks, everyone put down your weapons (including your words) and get on this flying car thing now. That is all.
That is perfect.
Or why they discontinued the production of cinnamon tic tacs, I don’t drive.
I didn’t even know they had cinnamon tic tacs. I love cinnamon.
3 years ago they were very easy to find, now they put them out on holidays, you could find them online but I don’t trust them. Instead, I crave them. It’s getting hard to find cinnamon altoids too.
http://www.amazon.com/Tic-Tac-Cinnamon-8-Ounce-Dispensers/dp/B001872OHG
I’ll look for them. We actually have a candy store in Orlando that stocks hard to find candy.
You are very lucky, I have people back home hunting down those bastards for me and the best they could was a single holiday mix.
Did you forget Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?? lol
Dick won’t share his car!
And jet packs. Where are our jet packs? Hopefully, there are enough people in the world fighting for the very thing you wrote. : )
I hope so. I really truly hope so.
Couldn’t agree more. And what about teleportation? Get this shit working people.
Beam me up!