Happy 4th Of July, A Quick Ode To The Holiday

4 Jul

Happy 4th of July
Here’s hoping
You don’t shoot
A firework in your eye
And you keep
All your Limbs,
Fingers, and/or Toes
But if you should happen
To shoot a firework in your Eye
Or your Limbs,
Fingers, and/or Toes
Just remember
Your forefathers died
For your right
To be stupid

Raise a glass of Sangria and Happy 4th.

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8 Responses to “Happy 4th Of July, A Quick Ode To The Holiday”

  1. omawarisan July 4, 2013 at 10:42 AM #

    So many mannequins die in vain this time of year.

  2. tarnishedsophia July 4, 2013 at 11:26 AM #

    Ha, love it!

    Then again…I’m a firm believer in taking the warning labels off appliances and letting nature take its course.

    • Christopher De Voss July 4, 2013 at 11:34 AM #

      Same. I know the coffee is hot without the warning label myself.

  3. David Stewart July 4, 2013 at 11:51 PM #

    Although accidents do happen, it’s hard to feel bad for the guy who sticks a firecracker in his crotch, lights it, and somehow gets injured.

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