Happy 4th of July
Here’s hoping
You don’t shoot
A firework in your eye
And you keep
All your Limbs,
Fingers, and/or Toes
But if you should happen
To shoot a firework in your Eye
Or your Limbs,
Fingers, and/or Toes
Just remember
Your forefathers died
For your right
To be stupid
Raise a glass of Sangria and Happy 4th.
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Christopher De Voss 
So many mannequins die in vain this time of year.
Is that code for dummies?
Dummies they blow up so dummies won’t blow themselves up.
Gotcha!
Ha, love it!
Then again…I’m a firm believer in taking the warning labels off appliances and letting nature take its course.
Same. I know the coffee is hot without the warning label myself.
Although accidents do happen, it’s hard to feel bad for the guy who sticks a firecracker in his crotch, lights it, and somehow gets injured.
How did you know?