If you have not played Candy Crush, it’s a game much like Bejeweled where you match the pieces and clear the board. If you have not played Bejeweled, then skip this post all together.
Candy Crush is a little more addictive because there are different levels and boards to conquer unlike the endless dropping gems of Bejeweled. I wasn’t going to get suckered into playing, until I got suckered into playing.
And all was good…until Level 65 came along.
Level 65 is a dick. I must have played it like 50 times before unleashing my disdain on the Facebook community.
Hate to complain…but it makes me feel better. FYI: The dinos refers to Jurassic Park which is a game I play in between playing my favorite game at the moment, Simpson’s Tap Out.
Then my friend Kenny came along. Kenny recently broke his foot, so I’m sure he had lots of time to master this evil, evil, foul smelling game.
A lot of time apparently.
I call this taunt Kenny Crush.
If you have played this game, you will understand how much this hurts.
If you clear a lot of pieces the game says, “Sweet!” It would have been better if the Keanu Reeves of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure said it. I thought it was funny.
Candy Crush depression or Candy Cression.
Kenny actually texted me with some tips and strategies. Like; did you know if they stripes on the candies are horizontal, they will blow apart the horizontal row away and same with vertical.
With Kenny’s advice, and a few exercises where he made me grab a fly from his hand with chop sticks, I was getting closer.
Until…I did it! Which means nothing in this world, but I’m so happy yay!
Until I got stuck on Level 78….
Christopher De Voss 
Dang! I’ve heard of that game in passing but it’s starting to sound like crack: fun at the beginning until it begins a downward spiral that destroys your whole life, leaving you to sell your kids for just one more level. Actually, that sounds like a lot of games I’ve played.
It is… I’m in rehab… 😦
level 65…I’ve been stuck on 46 for days. I guess I should just give up now.
Never give up!
i love Bejeweled! However, I have not played Candy Crush ever, at all. Maybe I should go take a look at it now.
Yes! It’s addicting though…
My wife just started playing this, so I’ll warn her about 65.
Say goodbye to your wife for awhile…
Oooookay u gotta tell me your login thing for simps tapped out coz i am like totally addicted and then we could be friends!
I’m addicted as well! Yes, please friend me: castlecdv73
Yes, crack indeed! Ahaha! You poor folks — I get two thousand fifty nine requests from the lot of you everyday! My sister’s a big one for candy crush — I was at her house and finally saw it in action. That music, the voice that says, ‘Sweet’ — it’s been designed to intoxicate and lull its players into oblivion, staring at the screen, eyes widened, partially opened mouths, drool dangling.
*drooling*
*looks up from Candy Crush*
Did you say something?
Ahahaha!
I’m at this level and I want it to die, die, die. My incredible writing talent is being wasted as I try to kill every piece of fucking chocolate I encounter. I HATE myself for what I’ve become. A Candy Crush WHORE. Give me your help my sweet man. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Relax. Breathe. Go for chocolate candies with striped candy combos. Work on the edges first. I beat this level with 0 moves left. If you can get two chocolate candy balls together, you’re golden!
Thanks honey, I might just make it through. What would I do without you my Candy Crush Brother????
🙂