Green Beans
Oh, Can Of Green Beans
How You Mock Me
With Your Green Beany-ness
With Your Label With Your Picture On It
Looking Delicious
However
I Do Like Wax Beans A Little Bit Better
Just So You Know!
To Be Honest
I Do Like You Mixed With Wax Beans
If Only The World Could Mix As Well
As You And Wax Beans
Then The World Would Be A Better Place
A Little Bit Of Green
A Little Bit Of Wax
No Cauliflower Though
That Stuff Is Nasty
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Christopher De Voss 
The greener the bean, the better the bean!! How can you eat those yellow things?? hahaha
Mixed! It’s the way to go! I do like some nice French Cut green ones!
The only time I like waxed, is when he’s mixing up with more beans, like in one of those 3-bean salad clubs! 😉
Good call.
I feel like all of your problems could be solved by adding more butter.
Yes! So simple! Damn, I feel foolish.
‘A little bit of green, a little bit of wax,’ is a motto for life. Applicable in so many situations!
Like Ear Surgery.
Exactly! Or making green candles!
I was boiling up some butter beans last week and managed to short the electrics in the house as a result of over enthusiastic boiling. Evil beans.
Beans can be evil. Especially lima.
Pintos too.
Your artistry amazes me.
Me too…or my hunger.
Clever ode to the canned beans! I really have a hard time with canned veggies…
I like veggies in any design, except baby food form.
Canned beans do have a snobby beani-ness in the photos on the can. They DO NOT LOOK LIKE THE PICTURE once the can is opened however. Always suckered in. Its like that movie, Falling Down with Michael Douglas. Where he goes apeshit in the burger place. I was on his side during that part though I must admit. oh well. Dang Mad Men…
The same with fast food pictures! The bastards!
I agree: give me any kind of beans over cauliflower any day.
Smart man!