The 2012 Lists

I would just like to share some of my favorite 2012 things:

(These are complied in no particular order)

My Favorite Letters From 2012: 

1) E

2) L

3) @

4) J

5) D

 

My Favorite Wines Of 2012: 

1) Justin Cabernet

2) Fat Bastard Shiraz 

3) Oakleaf Merlot (When money’s tight…don’t judge)

4) Elephant on a Tightrope Cabernet

5) Anything anyone else buys for me

 

My Favorite Types Of Wine Glasses Of 2012:

1) Long Stemmed

2) Hello Kitty Cup (when all the wine glasses are dirty)

 

My Favorite TV Shows Of 2012:

1) Walking Dead

2) Community

3) Breaking Bad

4) True Blood

5) Game Of Thrones

6) Walking Dead Reruns

7) Tabletop

 

My Favorite Bands Of 2012:

1) Crystal Fighters

2) Grouplove

3) When all the kids get together and play rock band without fighting

4) Deep Cotton

5) Dead Man’s Bones

 

My Favorite Writers Of 2012:

1) Kevin Smith

2) La La

3) Chuck Palahniuk

4) Rodney Lacroix

5) Me! (I got published this year!)

 

My Favorite Phone Apps Of 2012:

1) Tweetcaster

2) Plague Inc

3) Amazon App Store

4) Google Music

5) Evernote

 

My Favorite Types Of Window Blinds Of 2012:

1) Vertical

2) Wooden Blinds

3) Stevie Wonder

4) Honeycomb

 

My Favorite Numbers in the actual number of 2012:

1) 2

2) 0

3) 1

4) two

 

My Favorite Bloggers in 2012 Who Actually Don’t Have Blog:

1) Spiderman

2) Spiderman’s Disgruntled Not-As-Famous Half Brother

3) Nickelback’s Drummer

4) Michael Jackson’s Ghost

 

My Favorite Vitamins/Herbs Of 2012:

1) Ginseng

2) Raspberry Ketones

3) Flintstone

4) Viagra

5) B12

 

My Favorite Sleeping Positions Of 2012:

1) On My Right Side

2) On My Left Side

3) On My Back

4) On My Stomach

5) Spitting Cobra

 

My Favorite Snacks Of 2012:

1) Pretzels

2) Smoothies

3) Pretzel Smoothies

4) Sun Chips

5) Cabernet Sauvignon

 

My Favorite Prices Of Scratch Off Lottery Tickets Of 2012:

1) $1

2) $5

3) $20 Christmas Limited Millionaire Edition

4) Free 

 

My Favorite Sizes Of Fountain Drink At The Gas Station Of 2012:

1) Large

2) Medium

3) Souvenir 

 

My Favorite Grades Of Gasoline Of 2012:

1) 89

2) 93

3) Diesel

4) Vin Diesel

 

My Favorite Board Games Of 2012:

1) Dixit

2) Gorilla Dice

3) Pandemic

 

My Favorite Random Sounds Of 2012:

1)Aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2) Ogo Ogo

3) Ahhh Chooooisk

 

 

 I always like to take away one thing learned from the past year.

 

This year of 2012 I have learned that if you nickname your penis: “Old Bilbo”, you will probably never have sex again.