The 2012 Lists

31 Dec

I would just like to share some of my favorite 2012 things:

(These are complied in no particular order)

My Favorite Letters From 2012: 
1) E
2) L
3) @
4) J
5) D
 
My Favorite Wines Of 2012: 
1) Justin Cabernet
2) Fat Bastard Shiraz 
3) Oakleaf Merlot (When money’s tight…don’t judge)
4) Elephant on a Tightrope Cabernet
5) Anything anyone else buys for me
 
My Favorite Types Of Wine Glasses Of 2012:
1) Long Stemmed
2) Hello Kitty Cup (when all the wine glasses are dirty)
 
My Favorite TV Shows Of 2012:
1) Walking Dead
2) Community
3) Breaking Bad
4) True Blood
5) Game Of Thrones
6) Walking Dead Reruns
7) Tabletop
 
My Favorite Bands Of 2012:
1) Crystal Fighters
2) Grouplove
3) When all the kids get together and play rock band without fighting
4) Deep Cotton
5) Dead Man’s Bones
 
My Favorite Writers Of 2012:
1) Kevin Smith
2) La La
3) Chuck Palahniuk
4) Rodney Lacroix
5) Me! (I got published this year!)
 
My Favorite Phone Apps Of 2012:
1) Tweetcaster
2) Plague Inc
3) Amazon App Store
4) Google Music
5) Evernote
 
My Favorite Types Of Window Blinds Of 2012:
1) Vertical
2) Wooden Blinds
3) Stevie Wonder
4) Honeycomb
 
My Favorite Numbers in the actual number of 2012:
1) 2
2) 0
3) 1
4) two
 
My Favorite Bloggers in 2012 Who Actually Don’t Have Blog:
1) Spiderman
2) Spiderman’s Disgruntled Not-As-Famous Half Brother
3) Nickelback’s Drummer
4) Michael Jackson’s Ghost
 
My Favorite Vitamins/Herbs Of 2012:
1) Ginseng
2) Raspberry Ketones
3) Flintstone
4) Viagra
5) B12
 
My Favorite Sleeping Positions Of 2012:
1) On My Right Side
2) On My Left Side
3) On My Back
4) On My Stomach
5) Spitting Cobra
 
My Favorite Snacks Of 2012:
1) Pretzels
2) Smoothies
3) Pretzel Smoothies
4) Sun Chips
5) Cabernet Sauvignon
 
My Favorite Prices Of Scratch Off Lottery Tickets Of 2012:
1) $1
2) $5
3) $20 Christmas Limited Millionaire Edition
4) Free 
 
My Favorite Sizes Of Fountain Drink At The Gas Station Of 2012:
1) Large
2) Medium
3) Souvenir 
 
My Favorite Grades Of Gasoline Of 2012:
1) 89
2) 93
3) Diesel
4) Vin Diesel
 
My Favorite Board Games Of 2012:
1) Dixit
2) Gorilla Dice
3) Pandemic
 
My Favorite Random Sounds Of 2012:
1)Aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2) Ogo Ogo
3) Ahhh Chooooisk
 
 
 I always like to take away one thing learned from the past year.
 
This year of 2012 I have learned that if you nickname your penis: “Old Bilbo”, you will probably never have sex again.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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30 Responses to “The 2012 Lists”

  1. Daan van den Bergh December 31, 2012 at 8:21 AM #

    This list is very inspiring, bro.

    What I’ve learned in 2012 is that if you address people by their genitals, for example calling a woman ‘vagina’ or a drag-queen ‘inverted penis’, they will most likely slap you in the face and never speak to you again.

    I wish you and all of those close to you much health, happiness and good luck that you deserve!

    Happy 2013!

  2. peachyteachy December 31, 2012 at 8:44 AM #

    This is my favorite “favorite” thing of 2012.

  3. lovely December 31, 2012 at 9:31 AM #

    I always go straight for the hello kitty cup even if there are clean wine glasses.

  4. unfetteredbs December 31, 2012 at 10:38 AM #

    Did you read Damned by Chuck Palahniuk? I loved it. I did purple Fred Flinstone vitamins myself.Old Bilbo– just why on earth would you? Just why?

    • unfetteredbs December 31, 2012 at 10:41 AM #

      ps doh! I DIG Fred Flinstone

  5. Maggie O'C December 31, 2012 at 1:01 PM #

    Spitting cobra!!!!AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Happy New Year Senor Bilbo….I think that makes it sound much more international, which is sexy.

  6. calahan December 31, 2012 at 1:20 PM #

    You got published? I didn’t realize that. Where was it? That’s great, man.

    I got a tattoo to commemorate my first paid by-line (that was a few years back), but seeing your name published somewhere is always satisfying.

  7. davidhardingblogs December 31, 2012 at 3:39 PM #

    This was awesome. Gorilla dice is awesome, Old Bilbo is awesome… I think I’m going to cry. What a year…!

  8. Maddie Cochere December 31, 2012 at 7:25 PM #

    Great list. I’m proud of you that you take your Flintstone vitamins every day.

  9. Carrie Rubin January 1, 2013 at 9:39 PM #

    Best ‘Best Of’ list I’ve seen. Can’t wait to try some of those sleeping positions.

  10. Christopher De Voss January 2, 2013 at 5:04 AM #

    😦

  11. frequentneed January 2, 2013 at 3:15 PM #

    I absolutely LOVE this post. I actually think I told you once that I love you, the feeling grows deeper with these kinds of postings.

    You’re quite funny 🙂

  12. gingerfightback January 3, 2013 at 1:05 PM #

    These are good numbers – belated Happy New Year!

  13. The Bumble Files January 4, 2013 at 10:22 PM #

    Cabernet…nice snack, huh? That goes well with Sun Chips. Favorite letters are interesting? Random by chance? Or, maybe it’s some kind of code…you know, to fight the zombies.

  14. GiggsMcGill Jill January 5, 2013 at 12:15 AM #

    I never judge the price of someone’s wine. Since my usual is three-buck-used-to-be-two-buck chuck.

    And I just started watching Walking Dead! Watched the first season before I went to bed.

    Then didn’t sleep…

  15. noxburry January 16, 2013 at 4:36 PM #

    I quite literally laughed out loud while reading these.

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