Happy reblog Thanksgiving Thursday! I figure you will read plenty of posts about being thankful, and turkey, and relatives who are turkeys…so I thought I would share a post that should have been freshly pressed instead. Enjoy! (It’s not too late fresh pressed people!)
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Breaking Bad As Written By Edgar Allen Poe
Once upon a Sunday night, while I pondered channel surfing, Over football, reruns, and 60 Minutes, Oh bore In my seat, I nodded, nearly pondered a Tosh repeat What was the answer, but a teacher dying of cancer ‘Tis can’t be entertaining,’ I muttered, ‘I will watch this one episode and nothing more.’ Ah, distinctly I […]
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The Finals Of The World Championship Uno Competition
Welcome to the World Championship Uno competition brought to you by CardTV. I’m your host Philip McCray. In this, the final round, our players will be Jonathon Applebottom in the west position, Nancy Ficklestein in the East position, George “The Butcher” Butcher in the North position, and Gary, an Orange about to turn bad in the […]
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The Picnic Lovers Association Tennessee Edition
Hi There! This is Tom from The Picnic Lovers Association Tennessee Edition or P.L.A.T.E. for short. We would just like you folks to know that P.L.A.T.E. is making picnicking cool again! Over the years the number of picnicking families has drastically dropped. This maybe due to the popularity of video games, bad iPhone navigation applications, the economy, the rise in bear attacks…who […]
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Dinner With The Angry Family
WOOF! And scene.
Christopher De Voss 
You deserve it.
🙂
Reading this a second time was like reading it the first time (obviously). I loved it!
Thank you. If you read it a third time, you’re playing with it
I lol’d. And then I wondered, if since people tell me they find me funny, that must mean I’m unattractive… *sob*
Oh well. If I had to choose one I’d choose the one that doesn’t fade/sag/wrinkle away. ^.^
Wait – BUT THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE! *mind blown*
This was a great post! Great reblog!
It was a great post. The Freshly Pressed people missed out.
Wow so I’ve either never been funny or I’ve always been unattractive. Hmm which do I prefer?
You can have it all.