Randoms Pt 16

19 Oct

Is it wrong that I thought the Asian lady speaking fluent Spanish was funny?

Am I being racist to two different cultures at once?

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My starfish is shrinking. I know this sounds like a sex joke, but it’s not. It’s actually getting smaller. Poor guy! Going to feed it some miracle grow.

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They made a version of Hungry Hippos for if you only have one friend! Some kids don’t have three friends, so the old version was kind of degrading to them. Now they need to make one for children with no friends.

Awwwww!

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This was left in the breakroom at work. A banana, a rotten avocado in a baggie, and a assortment of mayo, ketchup, and relish packets. I feel like I now need to randomize my lunches more. My fruit cup and gummy bears are definitely boring compared to this!

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Anyone else going to the Swallow My Pride Convention? What? Just me and my pink toy poodle?

Weird.

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How come most animals don’t use pillows? I know you dog lovers sometimes give your pets pillows, but if you didn’t they would be just fine.

I love pillows.

I think animals would eat each less of each other if they had more pillows.

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44 Responses to “Randoms Pt 16”

  1. La La October 19, 2012 at 3:33 PM #

    Aww, your starfish will always be loved be me, no matter the size.

  2. jayne ayres October 19, 2012 at 3:50 PM #

    … and that’s sad about the Hungry Hippo reduction, 2 kids could always work 2 hippos to teach multi-tasking!

  3. RFL October 19, 2012 at 3:55 PM #

    You are so funny! That hippo looked ronery, but I bet he wins every time.

  4. Christopher De Voss October 19, 2012 at 3:58 PM #

    Soooo…it’s a bar stool without a seat???

    • jayne ayres October 19, 2012 at 4:14 PM #

      no, theres a metal brass bar attached to the bar as a foot rest.

    • jayne ayres October 19, 2012 at 4:15 PM #

      There are no barstools by it and he rests his head on the end of it.

  5. pelicanfreak October 19, 2012 at 4:08 PM #

    MY dog was royalty. She had her own fancy, king-sized (for her they made body pillows) that cost $40 and up… while I suffer thru $3 WalMart specials. 🙂 She didnt eat much of anything, disliked food… however DID like to eat Hubby.

  6. becca3416 October 19, 2012 at 5:11 PM #

    I have exactly 17 pillows on my bed. My cats sleep on them.

  7. Sword-chinned bitch October 19, 2012 at 6:40 PM #

    Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!! — Hungry Hungry Hippo for kids with no friends — hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

  8. The Waiting October 19, 2012 at 7:48 PM #

    That banana and ketchup packets may be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. I think the gray chair makes it worse.

    • Christopher De Voss October 19, 2012 at 9:56 PM #

      All the chairs are gray to keep us down and controlled.

  9. Jen and Tonic October 19, 2012 at 11:22 PM #

    I could have used that Hungry Hungry Hippos for one as a child *tear*

    • Christopher De Voss October 19, 2012 at 11:41 PM #

      Now I’m sad!

      • Jen and Tonic October 19, 2012 at 11:43 PM #

        It’s okay! There are so many things I learned how to do on my own pretty well. Double dutch, cat’s cradle, and sex.

      • Christopher De Voss October 19, 2012 at 11:44 PM #

        That’s hot! Cat’s cradle! Are you trying to get me worked up?

      • Jen and Tonic October 19, 2012 at 11:47 PM #

        MEOW!

      • Christopher De Voss October 19, 2012 at 11:50 PM #

        If you are a good girl, maybe one day I’ll show you how to do Witches Broom!

      • Jen and Tonic October 19, 2012 at 11:55 PM #

        Now you’re speaking MY language!

      • Christopher De Voss October 20, 2012 at 12:11 AM #

        Me thinks the girl likes to be tied up….ummm, fingers that is…

      • Jen and Tonic October 20, 2012 at 12:21 AM #

        I’m laughing inappropriately loud in a coffee shop

      • Christopher De Voss October 20, 2012 at 12:25 AM #

        🙂

  10. Christopher De Voss October 20, 2012 at 7:36 AM #

    Killing rats is a good thing, right?

  11. workspousestory October 20, 2012 at 2:31 PM #

    I could sweat I saw that banana before. Are you sure we don’t work together?

    • Christopher De Voss October 20, 2012 at 2:35 PM #

      I don’t know. I work for one of the biggest companies in Florida…could be!

      • workspousestory October 20, 2012 at 2:36 PM #

        That must be it, then.

      • Christopher De Voss October 20, 2012 at 3:38 PM #

        Cool. Meet you in the breakroom. Bring your banana.

      • workspousestory October 20, 2012 at 6:25 PM #

        Erm… I left it at the table. Duh.

  12. davidhardingblogs October 21, 2012 at 5:53 AM #

    Lonely Lonely Hippos is a summary of my entire life.

    • Christopher De Voss October 21, 2012 at 7:50 AM #

      Hey, Wil Wheaton is going to be on Talking Dead this Sunday. He asked for questions on Twitter. I asked him if we could play Table Top….

      …still waiting for a response.

  13. The Bumble Files October 21, 2012 at 6:43 PM #

    Oh, that’s a sad hippo game. On another note, you’re so right…the pets don’t do pillows. My cats have no interest. They prefer to cuddle next to my feet.

  14. Jillian October 22, 2012 at 5:57 PM #

    Diggin’ the photoshop on the lonely hungry hippo game 🙂

  15. The Hook October 22, 2012 at 7:42 PM #

    That poor dog…

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