Well…here’s what happened.
Wednesday I posted about a unicorn mask…which in my defense was actually supposed to be posted last week, but it got bumped.
Which makes two back to back posts about unicorns…
on my blog…
which primarily is not about unicorns.
At the risk of my manhood…
I decided to keep the unicorn theme going.
But wait! Hold on! Gots me an idea!
With the help of some of the neighborhood children, I’m going to put together one bad ass, manly, tough-as-nails unicorn!
Let’s start with a basic unicorn:
Ladies, don’t get too swoony, or ride off into that sunset with a Prince yet!
We are making a cool manly man unicorn!
First up is some advice from Billy, age 8:
Next is Carlos, age 10:
Poncey age 5, from down the street:
Timothy age 11,
Timothy the Stubborn:
Well, I think I’m going to regret this, but I’m going to take one more suggestion from Oliver, age 7, originally from England, now transplanted to Florida. The Brits are sophisticated in the art of war, he should have a damn fine suggestion!
Oliver’s brilliant suggestion:
I give up!