LuAnn is a friend of the toddler and lives across the street and a few doors down. She is six.
LuAnn comes knocking on my door.
Me: Hello, LuAnn. The Toddler isn’t here right now.
LuAnn: I know Mr. Chris. I’m here to see you.
Me: Oh, okay. Well, I’m not up for playing Barbies.
LuAnn: I have a question. I have a question.
Me: Ok, LuAnn. Ok! Ask your question.
LuAnn: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…are you a zombie?
Me: No! Who told you that?
LuAnn: My Daddy says you’re a zombie!
Me: Are you sure he said I was a zombie, LuAnn? I sometimes write about zombies in books and on the internet, but I am not a zombie myself.
LuAnn: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Me: Do you know what a zombie is LuAnn?
LuAnn: No.
Me: Well, they are not real, LuAnn. So don’t worry about it.
LuAnn: I’m not scared. My Dad says his job is scarier than any old zombie.
Me: Really?! What does your Dad do again?
LuAnn: He is a dentist.
Christopher De Voss 
The dentist is a dick. Dick dentist. Fair enough, LuAnn.
Ha ha! So true!
I didn’t know they awarded DDS degrees to walking dicks.
All dentists are dicks. “You’re not brushing right…you’re not flossing enough…you don’t make enough money to sit in my comfy chair…”
It’s almost Halloween. I say you go to his office for a cleaning, after you’ve eaten a bunch of candy corn and Oreos.
Your mind works in wild and weird ways, and I love the photo/dialogue.
Some say it doesn’t work at all, but thank you!
Very fresh and funny. You are a funny man.
I don’t trust LuAnn. She must be a spy.
A 6 year old spy has no remorse. They will do anything for an oreo.
I’m most surprised that you weren’t up for playing Barbie. Funny post, and I agree, dentists are dicks.
I don’t want to teach the six year old anything …. ummm…not appropriate.
Funny!!! I never liked Dentists…even the ones that are my good friends or family members
They are mean!
I almost married a dentist. Yeah, that didn’t work out. You’re funny, man!
Free dentistry! Oh man! *drooling
You’re right….there would have been that! But maybe it would get to be too much. Maybe he would always want to look inside my mouth. That might get old.
No…but really…are you a zombie?
I guess it takes one to know how to write about them.
Yes I think perhaps you are correct!
😉
I have an unnatural and unending fear of zombies that exceeds anything remotely logical, but I think LuAnne just scared me more.
She’s harmless. Unless you want to play Barbies.
Maybe LuAnn is a zombie?
6 year old zombie…the worst kind!
One would think!
Good thing you didn’t let her in. She was a plant.
Like plants vs zombies?
I let that open ended. 🙂 So many directions to go with that one. So, yeah – plants vs zombies. 🙂
kids say the darndest thingz
So do their Dads!
Always good to have a dentist in the family
Free cleanings!
Flossing!
Funny, creative stuff. Love the metamorphosizing photos. I won’t pile on with the dentist hate, though. They suffer enough. Is there a worse job ever than having to stick your head into someone else’s mouth?
Ohh Karen!
There are, think proctologist lol
Although dentists have it bad too and of course they retaliate.
Beat me to it, bro!
Off topic question: why is this post tagged red velvet cake? is that a sneaky way of attracting new boobs to your site? i’m thinking there’s a method to your zombie madness.
I don’t know. Maybe just a certain set of boobs…zombies love red velvet cake!
that’s sweet