LuAnn Asks A Question

24 Sep

LuAnn is a friend of the toddler and lives  across the street and a few doors down. She is six.

LuAnn comes knocking on my door.

Me: Hello, LuAnn. The Toddler isn’t here right now.

LuAnn: I know Mr. Chris. I’m here to see you.

Me: Oh, okay. Well, I’m not up for playing Barbies.

LuAnn: I have a question. I have a question.

Me: Ok, LuAnn. Ok! Ask your question.

LuAnn: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…are you a zombie?

Me: No! Who told you that?

LuAnn: My Daddy says you’re a zombie!

Me: Are you sure he said I was a zombie, LuAnn? I sometimes write about zombies in books and on the internet, but I am not a zombie myself.

LuAnn: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Me: Do you know what a zombie is LuAnn?

LuAnn: No.

Me: Well, they are not real, LuAnn. So don’t worry about it.

LuAnn: I’m not scared. My Dad says his job is scarier  than any old zombie.

Me: Really?! What does your Dad do again?

LuAnn: He is a dentist.

41 Responses to “LuAnn Asks A Question”

  1. La La September 24, 2012 at 4:02 PM #

    The dentist is a dick. Dick dentist. Fair enough, LuAnn.

  2. Madame Weebles September 24, 2012 at 4:10 PM #

    I didn’t know they awarded DDS degrees to walking dicks.

    • Christopher De Voss September 24, 2012 at 4:13 PM #

      All dentists are dicks. “You’re not brushing right…you’re not flossing enough…you don’t make enough money to sit in my comfy chair…”

      • Madame Weebles September 24, 2012 at 4:15 PM #

        It’s almost Halloween. I say you go to his office for a cleaning, after you’ve eaten a bunch of candy corn and Oreos.

  3. Carolina Courtland September 24, 2012 at 5:17 PM #

    Your mind works in wild and weird ways, and I love the photo/dialogue.

    • Christopher De Voss September 24, 2012 at 5:20 PM #

      Some say it doesn’t work at all, but thank you!

      • Carolina Courtland September 24, 2012 at 5:21 PM #

        Very fresh and funny. You are a funny man.

  4. becca3416 September 24, 2012 at 5:28 PM #

    I don’t trust LuAnn. She must be a spy.

    • Christopher De Voss September 24, 2012 at 5:32 PM #

      A 6 year old spy has no remorse. They will do anything for an oreo.

  5. RFL September 24, 2012 at 6:28 PM #

    I’m most surprised that you weren’t up for playing Barbie. Funny post, and I agree, dentists are dicks.

    • Christopher De Voss September 24, 2012 at 7:56 PM #

      I don’t want to teach the six year old anything …. ummm…not appropriate.

  6. boomiebol September 24, 2012 at 7:16 PM #

    Funny!!! I never liked Dentists…even the ones that are my good friends or family members

  7. The Bumble Files September 24, 2012 at 8:10 PM #

    I almost married a dentist. Yeah, that didn’t work out. You’re funny, man!

    • Christopher De Voss September 24, 2012 at 8:34 PM #

      Free dentistry! Oh man! *drooling

      • The Bumble Files September 25, 2012 at 3:51 PM #

        You’re right….there would have been that! But maybe it would get to be too much. Maybe he would always want to look inside my mouth. That might get old.

  8. jiltaroo September 24, 2012 at 8:33 PM #

    No…but really…are you a zombie?

  9. Peaches September 24, 2012 at 8:47 PM #

    I have an unnatural and unending fear of zombies that exceeds anything remotely logical, but I think LuAnne just scared me more.

    • Christopher De Voss September 24, 2012 at 10:10 PM #

      She’s harmless. Unless you want to play Barbies.

  10. stuffitellmysister September 24, 2012 at 9:15 PM #

    Maybe LuAnn is a zombie?

  11. Maddie Cochere September 24, 2012 at 10:12 PM #

    Good thing you didn’t let her in. She was a plant.

    • Christopher De Voss September 24, 2012 at 10:14 PM #

      Like plants vs zombies?

      • Maddie Cochere September 24, 2012 at 10:15 PM #

        I let that open ended. 🙂 So many directions to go with that one. So, yeah – plants vs zombies. 🙂

  12. Pigeon Heart September 24, 2012 at 11:21 PM #

    kids say the darndest thingz

  13. gingerfightback September 25, 2012 at 4:16 AM #

    Always good to have a dentist in the family

  14. Karen September 25, 2012 at 7:44 AM #

    Funny, creative stuff. Love the metamorphosizing photos. I won’t pile on with the dentist hate, though. They suffer enough. Is there a worse job ever than having to stick your head into someone else’s mouth?

    • Doggy's Style September 25, 2012 at 8:26 AM #

      Ohh Karen!
      There are, think proctologist lol
      Although dentists have it bad too and of course they retaliate.

  15. Rhonda September 25, 2012 at 8:48 AM #

    Off topic question: why is this post tagged red velvet cake? is that a sneaky way of attracting new boobs to your site? i’m thinking there’s a method to your zombie madness.

    • Christopher De Voss September 25, 2012 at 11:02 AM #

      I don’t know. Maybe just a certain set of boobs…zombies love red velvet cake!

      • Rhonda September 25, 2012 at 11:28 AM #

        that’s sweet


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