A Simple And Classy Love Poem

21 Sep

You can fart on me in bed

I don’t mind one bit

Just be mindful

That you don’t accidently

Take a shit

Tags: 2012, blog, cuddle, humor, love, not about you, poem, poop, porter, sexy picture

Comments 23 Comments
Categories Dark Humor, funny, Humor, Ode, Pictures, Rant
Author Christopher De Voss

23 Responses to “A Simple And Classy Love Poem”

Maggie O'C September 21, 2012 at 3:27 PM #

You should have a poetry only page. This is so touching.
- Christopher De Voss September 21, 2012 at 11:15 PM #
  
  Poop related topics often are.
Maggie O'C September 21, 2012 at 3:28 PM #

Also, please note who your two likes are from. We are classy sparkling fart princesses.
- La La September 21, 2012 at 3:32 PM #
  
  That we are ::waves majestic scepter and disappears into the mist::
  - Maggie O'C September 21, 2012 at 3:35 PM #
    
    Majestic scepter UMBRELLA!
  - Christopher De Voss September 22, 2012 at 7:35 AM #
    
    I don’t know what’s happening here….
La La September 21, 2012 at 3:31 PM #

A classic. Like many great poets, you have managed to immortalize your fear that your love may poop the bed. Well done, sir. Well done.
- Christopher De Voss September 21, 2012 at 11:14 PM #
  
  Don’t poop the bed!
The Bumble Files September 22, 2012 at 1:57 AM #

That was moving! I love the simplicity of this.
- Christopher De Voss September 22, 2012 at 7:31 AM #
  
  Ooooo…don’t say ‘moving’…..
Missus Tribble September 22, 2012 at 6:43 AM #

*snorts tea all over laptop*

Thanks for that! 😀
- Christopher De Voss September 22, 2012 at 7:32 AM #
  
  You’re welcome….tea snorter.
  - Missus Tribble September 22, 2012 at 7:34 AM #
    
    The best way to start the day… besides a good fart 🙂
  - Christopher De Voss September 22, 2012 at 7:35 AM #
    
    🙂
David Stewart September 22, 2012 at 8:19 AM #

When you’re married, that’s what love is all about.
- Christopher De Voss September 22, 2012 at 8:22 AM #
  
  Love means never having to hide a fart. Especially if it’s a funny one.
  - David Stewart September 22, 2012 at 8:25 AM #
    
    Love means having farting contests.
  - Christopher De Voss September 22, 2012 at 8:30 AM #
    
    I know just know who to suggest this too.
Carrie Rubin September 23, 2012 at 11:09 AM #

Finally. Poetry I get.
- Christopher De Voss September 23, 2012 at 11:14 AM #
  
  Finally. Poetry I can write.
  - Carrie Rubin September 23, 2012 at 11:15 AM #
    
    🙂
Carr Party of Five October 1, 2012 at 3:03 PM #

Dear Chris,
What is it with boys and farting….or sharting…or whatever.
My daughter and I are outnumbered by boys in this family that find the whole subject FASCINATING.
Gah!
But …I DID laugh.
So.
There ya go.
🙂
Lis
- Christopher De Voss October 1, 2012 at 3:21 PM #
  
  Excellent! Learn to love the fart! You can’t escape it!

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