Ol’ Shaky Cheese – A Collection of Love Poems

3 Sep
Ol’ Shaky Cheese
I prefer to call you Parmesan
The other way
Makes it sound like you have
Parkinson’s disease


Take off your coat…
And your necklace…
And your sweater…
And your shirt….
And your tank top…
And your corset…
And your bra…
And your nipple covers…
Is that really an Aquaman tattoo between your breasts?


Sometimes I look at the stars and count them
1,092,345,637,253, 1,092,345,637,254,1,092,345,637,255…
Our love is like counting stars
And long and tedious
And died like a million years ago


Don’t forget
When the Zombie apocalypse
Spam is your friend


The Beef and Broccoli you had for lunch
Which is just a hunch
On my part
Because while you ate all the Beef
The Broccoli is still stuck between your teeth

11 Responses to “Ol’ Shaky Cheese – A Collection of Love Poems”

  1. Christopher De Voss September 3, 2012 at 4:22 PM #

    In my defense, you never said it was a secret.

  2. boomiebol September 4, 2012 at 10:31 PM #

    He he he at the last line

  3. davidhardingblogs September 5, 2012 at 7:22 AM #

    I would LOVE an Aquaman tattoo… And some shaky cheese!

  4. jiltaroo September 5, 2012 at 9:01 AM #

    What????? I’m always really scared that I will miss something really deep with poetry. Did I?…Just let me check the mirror. Ewwww broccoli!

    • Christopher De Voss September 5, 2012 at 11:36 PM #

      With my poetry, you will miss nothing deep. I don’t even think it can be legally called poetry.

      • jiltaroo September 6, 2012 at 1:35 AM #

        Ha ha…thank God! Enjoyed.

  5. gingerfightback September 5, 2012 at 11:30 AM #

    Broccoli is good for you. Please remind everyone.

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