Dinner With The Sad Family

15 Aug

A sequel of sorts to: Dinner With The Angry Family

I can’t believe you made pea casserole…that was Grandpa’s favorite…now he is not here to enjoy it with us anymore….

I miss Grandpa soooooo much. It’s hard to believe he just up and left us one day….

Grandpa! Me miss!

Please give me some boob, I’m starving. I don’t know what a Grandpa is.

Oh, Walter. I miss you so much. Why did you have to disappear? The nights are so lonely without you! I can’t bear to eat this pea casserole. So many, many,many….many, many….many, many, many, many, many….many,many, memories. I can’t remember any of them at the moment, but I know they are there.

Did anyone notice that the baby barfed breast milk into my food bowl? Can someone fix that. Please? So hungry. The baby’s arm is starting to look like a Turkey Leg to me.

You stupid ninnies! I’m here on the back porch! You locked me out of the house! I’m not lost at all! I have only been gone an hour! Hey Dummies! Just unlock the door! Hello? Hello? By the way….I hate Pea Casserole! Tastes like barfed breast milk!



16 Responses to “Dinner With The Sad Family”

  1. Maggie O'C August 15, 2012 at 3:18 PM #

    You are a delightfully twisted man. Angry Family is the reason I followed you!

  2. Fish Out of Water August 15, 2012 at 3:30 PM #

    Poor sad puppy. I hope he doesn’t have to eat the baby.

    • Christopher De Voss August 15, 2012 at 4:05 PM #

      That would make for a very Sad Family. It would happen here in Florida for sure.

  3. Christopher De Voss August 15, 2012 at 4:04 PM #

    Thank you. Maybe I should do the Star Wars Boob family to gain new viewers. You always have great ideas. When I get famous, I’ll give you a Thank You at the MTV movie awards.

    • La La August 15, 2012 at 4:56 PM #

      We have some genius ideas between us and Star Wars Boob Family is going to be effing gold.

  4. rebecca2000 August 15, 2012 at 4:14 PM #

    LMAO I loved this post. Sad family is VERY creative! I love to write humor and satire. You should check out my hodgepodge of a humor blog. http://www.ladyornot.com

  5. RFL August 15, 2012 at 10:32 PM #

    Loved this!

    • Christopher De Voss August 16, 2012 at 1:17 AM #

      Thank you. The Angry/Sad Families are quite popular.

  6. Madame Weebles August 15, 2012 at 10:41 PM #

    I enjoyed this. I would also enjoy seeing Terrified Family.

    • Christopher De Voss August 16, 2012 at 1:16 AM #

      Would the Terrified Family be able to eat dinner together? That is the question!

  7. workspousestory August 16, 2012 at 5:19 AM #

    Poor grandpa. Although serves him well for hating the casserole!

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