2 Aug

This blog is one of the first I ever started reading. And then one day…it just disappeared. Well, Grayson Jack, seems to be back….well at least for two posts. For reblog Thursday, I picked one from Grayson’s archives. Be prepared to laugh and get angry at the same time, it’s Angry Rants.

angry rant

Late the other night, I came upon a commercial while sitting spread-eagle in my underwear, eating popcorn and Slim Jims in my “comfy chair”.  I know…disgusting, right?  Who watches commercials when they have cable TV?  Well, for the purpose of this story, I do.

The truth of the matter is, I thought I was either dreaming or had woken up to an alternate reality where everyone was as dumb and uncoordinated as a four year old alcoholic on a weekend bender.  The events I saw before me on the silver screen brought clarity to my eyes and a new-found understanding and sympathy for the American populace…an infomercial.  If I were to have only seen infomercials for the last ten years, I could rightfully assume two things:

1.)    People have no idea how to cut fruit or vegetables of any kind with any real semblance of adult hand/eye coordination.

2.)    People…

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  1. Madame Weebles August 2, 2012 at 3:51 PM #

    Now that’s some good stuff. I don’t know why I hadn’t seen his blog before now. Thanks for sharing it, I hope he keeps writing, he’s my cranky kind of guy.

    • Christopher De Voss August 2, 2012 at 6:55 PM #

      Mine too. Did that sound gay? Not that there is anything wrong with that…just you know…boobs.

      • Madame Weebles August 2, 2012 at 7:21 PM #

        Right, the boobs. It didn’t sound gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

      • Christopher De Voss August 2, 2012 at 7:35 PM #

        Good.

        P.S. After reading your post. I wasn’t referring to your boobs per say, just boobs in general as a reference to my non-gayness…not that there is anything wrong with that…besides I did not have a witty retort in order to reference to your said…um….chesticles…um…is it hot in here?

      • Madame Weebles August 2, 2012 at 9:47 PM #

        Oh I know, I’m with you. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  2. jayne ayres August 2, 2012 at 4:01 PM #

    Thanks for the share Christopher – his sight is full of common sense! I love it.

    • Christopher De Voss August 2, 2012 at 6:54 PM #

      Check out the rest of his stuff. You won’t be sorry.

      • jayne ayres August 2, 2012 at 9:10 PM #

        I will – especially when I’m in a ranting mood myself. Although checking out his posts makes me want to rant on unusual topics…it made me combime unusual things as topics… we’ll see what happens. Jayne

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