Bitten by a radio active sea cucumber, our hero… Bitten by a radio active porn star, our hero…. Bitten by a radio active radio, our hero…. Bitten…
Bitten by a radio active porn star carrying a sea cucumber and a radio, our hero sets out on an epic quest to find….
Cross Out Words Man was last seen with Bold Italic Girl and Links To Nothing Boy fighting the evil Underline Man and his trusty sidekick, The Purple Font….when suddenly, from out of nowhere aliens from the planet,
swoop down on Earth in a reign of lasers, and cool machine sounds all in rich Dolby(tm) stereo.
Humanity as we know it is in trouble.
- The Numbered List Agency, A
- Bipartisan group dealing with Super
- Heroes and Villains alike implores
- All of Earth’s mightiest to work
- Together to rid our planet of
- The evil Aliens!
All of Earth’s Heroes and Villains agree.
The Supper Villain lawyer team of:
Heading No 1,
Heading No 2, and
Heading No 3,
came up with a plan that just may work.
The super hero; Align Center disagrees!
As well as the villain; Blockquote!
Soon Earth’s mightiest are battling each other as well as the aliens.
Earth is being torn asunder!
- The Numbered List Agency knowing
- It’s a dangerous move, call
- In their Secret Hero Weapon named:
And the secret hero weapon did what it does best, along with his trusty team: Backspace and Delete.
Now if only the evil villain, Very Dumb Blog Post, could be apprehended and locked away…