The Avengers That Didn’t Get The Call

15 May

Just saw the movie, The Avengers with my sons. It was surprisingly good.

Side Note: Does every disaster/superhero/alien come to earth/Armageddon movie have to have a scene where people are running through a crowded street of parked cars that are being flipped over by lasers/creatures/unseen forces? Is that a contractual thing?

Anyway, here are some of the super heroes Nick Fury passed on in his recruiting drive to save the world:

Couch Potato Man
Can-Only-Talk-About-Legalizing-Marijuana Man
Quotes Family Guy Guy
The Human Spitball
Macgyver
Bloated Girl
Warning:Side Effects Man
Blackout Girl
Captain Morgan
Sarcastic Dude and Belittling Girl
Can’t-Find-My-Keys Man
Baba Booey
Douche Bag
Will Ferrel
McGruff the Crime Dog
Double D-Cups
Captain Stubing
Lick Windows Boy
The Human Centipede
The Grand Wizard
 Professor Dumbledore
MC Hammer and Can’t-Touch-This Boy
Hi Five Man
 
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9 Responses to “The Avengers That Didn’t Get The Call”

  1. The Hobbler May 15, 2012 at 8:21 PM #

    You may have already heard, but as one of my followers I would like to invite you to my bad girl blog: http://nothobblingnow.wordpress.com/

    • chrisdevoss May 15, 2012 at 10:22 PM #

      Sounds good, but you know I’m a boy, right?

      • The Hobbler May 15, 2012 at 10:24 PM #

        Yes…that is funny, but you’ll have fun. A lot of my favorite word porn stars are boys

  2. chrisdevoss May 15, 2012 at 8:31 PM #

    They are one in the same my dear.

  3. The Hobbler May 15, 2012 at 10:48 PM #

    I should meet lick windows boy. Purely for a case study, but I thought I was the only one who hypothetically did that.

    • chrisdevoss May 15, 2012 at 11:08 PM #

      Sadly his area of heroic expertise is not needed often, unless a bird poops on a skyscraper window 100 floors up…

      *Christopher De Voss*

      castle.cdv@gmail.com | https://chrisdevoss.wordpress.com/

      • The Hobbler May 15, 2012 at 11:25 PM #

        Only if he stalks someone in the skyscraper right? Everyone has to set a standard on when they will lick bird poop.

  4. Maggie O'C May 17, 2012 at 1:51 PM #

    The Double D Cups! Wonder twin powers activate!!!

    • chrisdevoss May 17, 2012 at 2:09 PM #

      Awesome! I see a new super hero movie in the works.

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