Profound And Somewhat Romantic Wisdoms By Me

9 May

You are the waffles frozen together
I am your dull steak knife

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If you are a falling star, and I caught you and put you in my pocket, I would not even care if you burnt a hole through my pants…through my leg, then I would be pissed, but through my pants, no…we are cool.

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I would sail every ocean just to hear your voice…however it would be easier if you just bought a cell phone…or used Skype. Welcome to 2012.

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I would gladly be the heal on your loaf of bread.

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Your like a car that needs an oil change, and I’m your discount auto store.

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If I was missing an arm, and you were a prosthetic arm…you would complete me.

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6 Responses to “Profound And Somewhat Romantic Wisdoms By Me”

  1. RFL May 9, 2012 at 9:59 PM #

    Very romantic!

    • chrisdevoss May 9, 2012 at 10:07 PM #

      That’s me, Mr. Romantic.

  2. rheath40 May 11, 2012 at 2:21 PM #

    I love this. I find what you say very romantic and very real. Some men are too flowery and sweet. Your words just tell it like it is. I like that.

    • chrisdevoss May 11, 2012 at 2:56 PM #

      Thank you. Hopefully you found it a tad bit funny as well.

      • rheath40 May 11, 2012 at 2:58 PM #

        Of course I found it funny. It was HILARIOUS!!!

      • chrisdevoss May 11, 2012 at 3:02 PM #

        You are too kind.

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