A Dumb Conversation In The Car

1 Apr

Teenage Boy: You know what a window is? A Doe that lets in wind.

Teenage Girl: You don’t even know what a Doe is!

Teenage Boy: Ha! It’s a female deer.

Teenage Girl: That’s stupid. You just called the window a female deer.

Me: Wouldn’t it be an Ow that let’s in wind.

*Blank stares from all.*

Me: Spell Window.

Preteen Boy: W-I-N-D-O-W

*No response from anyone.*

Me: Now take off Wind and what do you have?

Preteen Boy: D-O-W

Teenage Girl: No dummy. O-W.

Me: So it’s an Ow that let’s in wind.

Teenage Boy: That’s stupid Dad.

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4 Responses to “A Dumb Conversation In The Car”

  1. crubin April 2, 2012 at 3:37 PM #

    Sounds like a Seinfeld episode. Just substitute your players with Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer… 🙂

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    • chrisdevoss April 2, 2012 at 4:08 PM #

      Except my kids are more like the three stooges.

  2. BrainRants April 3, 2012 at 9:24 AM #

    Geez, Dad, don’t you know anything??!!

    • chrisdevoss April 3, 2012 at 10:04 AM #

      Of course not, and I’m not funny to them either apparently.

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