Randoms Pt 11

21 Mar

Dogs look stupid when they are taking a poo.

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The toddler keeps randomly saying, “Peanut Butter” and giggling.

I have asked her several times, “What is so funny about ‘Peanut Butter’?”

And all she says (with a knowing smile) is,

You know!

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Was out all morning trying to set fire to the rain. What kind of evil sorceress is Adele anyway?

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Thank god whoever invented the ice cream cone didn’t invent the ice cream concave polygon. (Practicing for my new career as a math comic.)

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First World Problems

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2 Responses to “Randoms Pt 11”

  1. BrainRants March 22, 2012 at 9:46 AM #

    I need a first world problem like that.

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